The public relations head of the Revolutionary Guards, Commander Seyed Masood Jazayeri stated that Iran would wipe Israel “off the face of the earth” if it dared to attack the Islamic republic’s nuclear facilities. In other news, Iran threatened to wipe Israel off the face of the earth if it did nothing to Iran’s nuclear facilities. Also, if Israel continued to allow the sale of felafel and shwarma, allowed the playing of matkot along the beach in Tel Aviv, and well, if Israel continued to do anything at all, it would also be wiped off the face of the earth.
The Revolutionary Guards have a PR department??? Masood, dude – when you’re done with your Revolutionary Guard gig, you should like totally give Lizzie Grubman a call. You’re a natural!
