November 2004

Proofs About God

The Muffti was intrigued by a question of TM’s the other day asking about whether or not we could prove or disprove God’s existence. While many (i.e. such luminaries as Kierkegaard and our…

Intermarriage? Here’s one solution.

Don’t try this at home kids The BBC reports: A Sikh father hired a hitman to kill his own daughter claiming it would restore family honour because she had a Jewish boyfriend, a…

Merry Chrismukkah?

My parents were raised in Israel. They got married young and at an age when most of us are deciding what to do after graduating, they moved to Canada, little ck in tow….

Assimilation or a quick buck?

Or maybe it’s art? You can listen to samples and I encourage you to do so…

Don’t Let The JuBu’s Fool Ya…Buddhism is Treif

Rabbi Yonah, the Rabbi of Long Beach Hillel, started off as a client but is now one of the few people I enjoy randomly chatting with. He’s cool and funny and all the…

Online Poker

The spammers are linked to websites. Can’t we respond by asking those sites to stop the attack, or even by spamming their websites? Here is the WHOIS info:

Tuches Freedom? It’s academic …

Boys Gone Wild! Well not exactly… 6 Israeli Naval Commandos on a field trip to mount Hermon posed naked in the snow as part of a unit tradition. The photograph was meant for…

Jewlicious Irony: the whiner, Cole, is apparently a hypocrite

So just below you have the Juan Cole and MEMRI story. After MEMRI threatened Cole with a lawsuit, he cried foul, suggested that Academic Freedom was at stake, and blasted the ethernet with…

Academic Freedom, my tuches

Tonight, a friend sent me a an email that had been floating around a local university campus. The email decried a potential lawsuit, threatened by MEMRI’s head, Yigal Carmon, against Juan Cole and…

Supreme Court Justice assails Separation of Church and State

Oy. Supreme Court Justice Antonin Scalia, speaking at Manhattan’s Congregation Shearith Israel, argued against the notion of a separation between Church and State. “The founding fathers never used the phrase ‘separation of church…

Piecemeal Hebrew fluency – awwwws yeah

Behold my love, thine name is milingua.com Sign up for their amazing and free Hebrew word a day. Even if you can’t string together complicated sentences, you might learn how to say “used…

Bad Boys are BIG!

Channel your inner Charney I came in today to find that we had been Gawkered. For those of you who do not know, Gawker is one of those unbearably cool blogs, wading hip…

It is Finally Time To Reveal The Purpose of a Jewish State

Better smelling, smooth-skinned, Jewish men. he scrubs his body with granular gel and massages his eyes with anti-wrinkle serum. And, of course, he nourishes his face with moisture.

“Cohen stops being PC, admits latkes are superior”

It sounded like a title The Onion would publish, but it’s actually completely legit. Yesterday marked the 58th annual Latke-Hammentaschen debate (58 years of this??) at U Chicago, where it has been held…

Oh my GOD, he didn’t really die!

Today, Mr. Abbas, Abu Mazen, the likely successor to the dead fart, indicated that nothing has changed. “We promise you [Arafat] that our heart will not rest until we achieve the right of…

400,000 visit the Yad Vashem database on first day

Close to 400,000 Internet surfers from Israel and around the world visited the Web site of Yad Vashem, The Holocaust Martyrs’ and Heroes’ Remembrance Authority, during the first 24 hours after the Central…

Cheering a dictator will cost you a job; blowing up Jews won’t

That’s the message from the World Bank to Israel. Nigel Roberts, the Bank’s representative in the Territories has come out publicly with the assessment that Israel must allow Palestinian Gazans into Israel to…

Adventures in the land of plenty

As you may have picked up on, I have taken a little trip to North America. Zionist guilt be damned. Even though I grew up in America, Western culture is tripping me out….

The GA Sucked

What a shocker. Not. The word from returning delegates was that the Cleveland GA was pretty unimpressive. Most of the complaints centered around the remote location of the convention and the scarcity of…

Cold Weather Ends Israeli Locust Plague

A sudden unseasonable cold snap has pretty much finished off the plague of locusts that hit parts of Israel this past Friday. Eastern Australians, hit by a similar infestation, have taken to eating…

Jerusalem Post sold for $13.2 million

Hollinger International Inc. today announced that it will sell The Jerusalem Post to a group made up of Israeli media company Mirkaei Tikshoret Group Ltd. and CanWest Global Communications Corp., the largest newspaper…

Blame the Jews!

Nasser al-Kidwa, Yasser Arafat’s nephew, has his uncle’s medical records. He has yet to actually read the 558-page file but he has already determined that Israel is to blame for Arafat’s death. He…

I Wonder If These Guys Also Voted on the Basis of Values

The Muffti is a man of much love, not hate, and thus regrets passing on the following story. The land of the free generated over 7,400 hate crimes last year, ranging from intimidation…

Suha’s As The World Turns

Yup… Nasser Al-Kidwa has been as clever at foiling Suha’s remuneration plans as he has been at screwing Israel at the U.N. Come to think of it, I guess both Suha and Israel…

Shivers up my spine

So I am half Sephardic. I am also half Ashkenaz. That half grew up with virtually no family because they were exterminated in the Holocaust. As a result, it’s not a part of…

CK and Laya: Kidnapped by the Grandmuffti

…but released without ransom for the sake of his liver.

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