The Mullahs are not happy
The Washington Post Times reports that living circumstances are so dire in Iran that some Muslims there are contemplating conversion to Judaism and aliyah. You just can’t make up stuff like this. Now, not only is Madonna more Jewish than you are, but masses of Iranian Muslims are both more Jewish and more Zionist than you.




















Yale
12/30/2004
It’s from the “Washington Times,” NOT the “Washington Post.”
That makes a HUGE difference!
T_M
12/30/2004
Watch that “Who is a Jew” law change mighty fast.
Then again, this is the Washington Times…
Dan
12/31/2004
Call me ignorant, but what does it being reported by the Washington Times mean?
I personally think this is insane!
Grace
12/31/2004
If they are willing to study for 2 to 5 years with Orthodox rabbis, then good luck to them – they’re gonna need it!
ck
12/31/2004
Grace! According to Edgar Bronfman… they are already Jewish!
T_M
12/31/2004
Dan, the Washington Times is owned by the Moonies. It usually shows an unabashed right leaning bias and many people claim that it is several degrees below the Washington Post and other mainstream papers in terms of journalistic quality.
Dan
12/31/2004
Oh. Then if you’ll pardon my french, its probably horse$#!+
Dan
12/31/2004
The Wash Times is owned by the Moonies, it is one of the crapest newspapers in America and wouldn’t trust it for anything.
They even once reported that rap group Outkast are Jewish…
Their reporting is not exactly the stuff most reporters would want to be associated with.
T_M
12/31/2004
Outkast isn’t Jewish?!
And we now have two Dans?
Dan
1/2/2005
Yea. That Dan isn’t me.
I’ll be Dan B. from now on.
Allison
1/2/2005
I know the reporter, Bumi, and he’s a pretty reliable and serious guy.
T_M
1/2/2005
Well then, maybe Josh and Ezra can convince these guys to move to Gush Katif.
Nathan
9/29/2006
I am an Iranian who converted to Judaism and lives now in Israel dear friends. But ok I grew up in Germany….
But I have a friend in Iran who wants to convert and he risks his life my friends. They would torture and execute him. I do not think that there are many of those brave Iranians but they exist….