The Muffti has never been a fan of assasination targeted killing. He was thus elated to notice that the Israelis have promised to stop. As a show of good faith, following Abbas’ negotiations with terrorist groups liberationist organizations like Hamas towards a cease fire. “Wherever the area remains quiet there will not be any Israeli action,” said a source from Sharon’s office. See the CNN report. The Muffti likes to be optimistic.
It’s always hard to tell when one is being soft on terrorism as opposed to constructively trying to advance towards peace. And it is a bit hard to see how well negotiations can possibly go when some of the groups you are negotiating with are committed to your unqualified destruction. The cease fire seem pretty tenuous at best: Al-Aqsa Martyrs Brigade threatened to pull out after the IDF shot a man fleeing arrest during a raid. Finally, there is reason to believe that contrary to popular reports, the rockets are still flying just landing impotently. See: this story in Isrealnn. So much for cease fires. The Muffti recognizes room for pessimism.
Oh well. Hope for the best. If I was a praying type, I’d say something like Elohim Yishmor. Or some other cheesy phrase that ck likes to rattle off 
T_M
1/26/2005
Okay this is weird. Muffti, are you posting as ck?
The Uppity Shiksa
1/26/2005
Actually, T M, I think it’s ck pretending to be Muffti posting as ck, so I don’t realise he’s been online and not ANSWERING MY BLOODY EMAILS.
T_M
1/26/2005
Uppity Shiksa, simply take charge. Run the business the way it should be run without asking him. Once he returns, he’ll understand who the real brains behind his success has been all this time, promptly promote you to Chairperson of the company while demoting himself to VP of Time Wasting.
I still am a little confused about that whole business with the Muffti and ck posting. I think he’s very tired.
Dina
1/26/2005
How weird!
The Uppity Shiksa
1/26/2005
Ah, great advice, T M! Unfortunately I just cornered him on MSN, so my evil plan to turn the company into a global diet-pill pyramid scheme will have to wait. Curses, foiled again.
Sorry for the thread-hijacking, Muffti. Or whoever you are…
Grandmuffti
1/26/2005
Muffti appologizes. It was him accidentally masquerading as ck. I’m not sure how or why it happened.
T_M
1/26/2005
Muffti, that was a piss-poor imitation of ck imitating you.
ck
1/26/2005
Good grief.
Anne
1/27/2005
Didn’t bother me … I can’t keep any of you straight anyway.
T_M
1/27/2005
I’m the good looking one with the logical arguments.
Rabbi Yonah
1/27/2005
FYI I Thought that Dan, is Daniel Brooks a London writer/director of Bigger Than Jesus, who mentioned his main influences “In film, I think I’ve been very influenced by the French New Wave, Andrei Tarkovsky, Ingmar Bergman, even the Marx Brothers.” But that Daniel is Canadian. (Hmmm.)
Lee Ford is certainly a UK filmaker. Faisal-Azam Qureshi lists him on his credentials as Lee Ford Productions. They worked on music videos together for the band Perm. I have also seen a Lee Ford Jackson, but do not know if there is a connection. Lee Ford made the BP commercial with Doner Cardwell Hawkins, a London Ad Agency.
Have fun finding them VW, I am sure that this is really a good use of the VW Corporate Slush Fund For Better Image Abroad. However, until you take the Volk out of the Wagon, we will always remember your creators back in the Third Reich…
Rabbi Yonah
1/27/2005
Wrong post, sorry ladies and gents.
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