February 2005

ck made me laugh out loud

Since he won’t post this, I will.

Speaking of boobi…er, bamba

Everything you always wanted to know about this food of the god(s) – Bamba – and more…

Natalie Portman Shows up to the Oscars

Someone’s skipping class on Mount Scopus Natalie Portman, despite rumors that due to her intense shyness, was not going to show up at the Oscars, did indeed make it! Nice dress. She’s up…

Holocaust Denier Ernst Zundel to be Deported to Germany

Ernst Zundel. Don’t let the door smack your ass on the way out. Canada to be Zundelrein Holocaust denier, President of the International Hitler fan club, hate monger and convicted liar Ernst Zundel…

Suicide Bomber Strikes Tel Aviv

Now What? The notion that the Palestinians “Never miss an opportunity to miss an opportunity” has become so cliched, we almost take it for granted. Tonight in Tel Aviv, a suicide bomber struck…

Rav Binny on Ki Tisa

Sabra and Shatilla; for most of us, the names of these Arab refugee camps in Beirut, Lebanon evoke images of controversy and confusion as the sites where Christian Phalange soldiers massacred over seven…

Yamima Avital – Righteous woman, healer, seer.

Born in Morocco in 1929, Yamima Avital moved to Israel at the age of 20. What followed was fairly ordinary, university studies, marriage, widowhood in her mid-thirties. Yamima then started gaining a reputation…

Dastardly Americans Drive Jerusalem Home Prices UP UP UP

It seems Jerusalem house prices are soaring now that there’s relative calm. Prices have increased by over 20-25% in the past couple of months. Is that Arafat smiling from somewhere in Hades? The…

The Mother of all Mohammed al Dura Fake Story Reports

Thanks to Littlegreenfootballs for pointing out that CAMERA has just published an up to date and fairly comprehensive overview of the debate over whether Mohammend al-Dura’s killing (Mohammed, if he actually existed, was…

Free Trip to Israel: First Press!

Birthright Blog Esther D. Kustanowitz The Jewish Week It’s time for Jews ages 18-26 to claim a most Jewlicious birthright. The free Israel trip program birthright israel is partnering with the sometimes irreverent…

Disengagement Hurts Gay Pride

Kenny, who has a low opinion of Muffti’s plagiarism reporting, sent him a story saying: This is the kind of story you would rewrite in your own words and post on jewlicious with…

A Rabbi Encourages Military Obedience

Rabbi Shlomo Aviner has urged settlers to offer no resistance when the Gaza withdrawal is implemented. Rabbi Aviner is the Rabbi of Beit El in the West Bank, and head of the Atarat…

Oil money is good for things other than building armies

Far Away. Far away but enlightening. Holy Toledo! From the sky.

It ain’t Jewlicious

But it is very cool. Blink

Palestinian “collaborator” confesses of his own free will

Yes, free will. As everybody and their snitch knows, Israeli security services gather information from many sources including Palestinians who provide information of military and intelligence value about other Palestinians. In reality, these…

IDF in need of a new shrink

Well, the IDF could use a new battalion of psychiatrists because they’ve turned the world upside down. It seems that outgoing Chief of Staff Moshe Ya’alon has decided to offer IDF units participating…

I post this with fear and trepidation

I’m afraid. Very afraid. I post things and ck lets me know that what I thought is interesting was actually ancient news and, well, ancient. This makes me feel…old. Tired. Uncool. What’s worse,…

A Legend Encourages Military Disobedience

Muffti noticed today that calling things that aren’t anything like the holocaust a ‘holocaust’ may be just as bad as casually accusing someone of playing the ‘holocaust card’. Meir Har-Tzion, legendary warrior (Moshe…

The Waffle Truth

How much do I love The Onion? MICHAEL MOORE HONORED WITH NEW BEN & JERRY’S FLAVOR “We thought about calling it Cherry-heit 9-11, but we already have Cherry Garcia,” Heimert said. “Fahrenheit 31.1…

Media badmouths settlers again

What are we going to do? Some of those poor settlers are suffering from non-stop attacks on their character, their true intentions with respect to the pullout plan, their attacks on the current…

Nun Schoolgirl Shakers

Salt and pepper shakers that is. And here is a Jesus action figure depicting him when he was, er, Jewlicious. And here is Moses. Eat your heart out Charleton Heston. I recommend searching…

Flowers in exchange for withdrawal

Arutz Sheva, citing an interview with Mahmoud Abbas (Abu Mazen) in Der Spiegel reported: Abu Mazen also told Der Spiegel that the disengagement from Gaza would be met with Palestinian Authority residents throwing…

Bush calls for “contiguous” Palestinian State…

… saying “A state on scattered territories will not work.” In other news, residents of the Hawaiian Islands, Alaska and New York City have voted to cede from the union. From Jewschool

and we’re back to boobies to counter all the talk of house demolitions

I find I get fairly nervous at large social functions full of people I know. Particularly at the weddings of my friends. Maybe I suffer from a bit of nuptial induced social-anxiety disorder….

Women and science

Forbes just ran an article about Lawrence Summers’ comments and yes, it’s written by a right wing capitalist ideologue publication (the author is Dan Seligman whose name, at least, sounds Jewlicious), but heck,…

Miri Ben-Ari is Grammylicious

And basketballicious First Israeli-native and hip-hop violinist Miri Ben-Ari wins a Grammy for co-writing the Best Rap Song Of The Year, Jesus Walks, with Kanye West. This highlights an already impressive career that…

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