A lovely Pinot Noir, capitalizing on inspired by the popularity of Oscar nominated film Sideways – the perfect wine to add class to your next Shabbat meal. Coming to you directly from the lush Chateau Jewlicious Estate in the uh… Pinot Noir growing region of France, Baron de CK’s Special Reserve has been carefully stored aged in uh… fancy shmancy oak caskets to achieve the perfect Pinot Noir yumminess that pretentious savvy wine weenies connaisseurs demand!
Thank you TM and Wine Guy for the inspiration.
Esther
5/13/2005
I would imagine that you should thank the lady, the muse, the Laya, for her role in inspiring this. Maybe there’s a way to up the alcohol content, to encourage Jew-on-Jew hookup action, even in inappropriate places like on March of the Living.
CK, you’re very creative. And kind of demented, given. But I like that.
Put me down for a case. And make sure to bring enough of the vino to Jewlicious @ the Beach II.
wine guy
5/13/2005
Thats actually a pretty cool label and the cheeses of nazareth would go so nicely with the pinot noir
wine guy
5/13/2005
was the red and green thing also a hidden message there ck
ck
5/13/2005
hidden message? no comprendé. I was just picking you know, rich classy colors.
the man
5/13/2005
ck that’s an excellent idea! A picture of a female on a bottle of pinot. Pinot is generally considered a more floral and feminine wine.
ck
5/13/2005
uh.. i uh… knew that. I am the Baron de CK after all!
T_M
5/13/2005
Cute, but she needs to get rid of the t-shirt and into something, uh, classier.
Esther
5/13/2005
Don’t you worry, TM. The ’07 Pinot’s going to trounce all its competitors like Laya’s feet do to the grapes for every bottle of Baron de CK’s quality
malt liquorsfine wines.With proceeds from this new product bound to set oenophilic records, Laya will be able to dress in the finest tznius couture made entirely of red strings from kever rachel and blessed by Madonna and Donatella Versace to give them the necessary Fashion Avenue street cred.
the man
5/13/2005
400 dollars a bottle for the ’06 vintage. Drink now but is worthy of keeping in the cellar for at least another two decades.Tasting notes to follow….
laya
5/13/2005
sorry middle, I’ll be sure to wear my sequins on any future nature hikes/grape picking expiditions I go on, just in case we decide to make a wine label from a snapshot a year later. Good thinking.
T_M
5/13/2005
Indeed Laya, somebody around here needs to do the strategic planning and your lack of foresight last year would rule you out from the running for this plum job.
laya
5/13/2005
as far as stategic planning goes, I pretty much leave that to ck. I’m just a pretty face around here anyway.
the man
5/13/2005
Screw France and make the wine in Israel.
T_M
5/13/2005
Laya, that you are. But don’t sell yourself short, I hear you also make a terrific guest for couscous meals.
Phillip Eeno
5/13/2005
I want to marry a Jewish woman and eat Kosher Adobo.
Phillip Eeno
5/13/2005
And lumpia shaped liked dradles.
T_M
5/13/2005
It can be arranged, Phillip. There is that little matter of the circumcision to take care of first, however.
Master Splinter
5/14/2005
As of right now (May 14, 2005), the forty-eighth organization listed on the “Free Muslims Against Terrorism” website as an official endorser of the “March Against Terror” is “The Uzbekistani Kcid Skcus Hsawan Foundation for Peace”.
Did you notice what “Kcid Skcus Hsawan” spells backwards?
freemuslims.or...
Wow… great endorsers!
josh
5/14/2005
Shavuah tov.
Will the wine be mevushal, you know, like heated up beforehand?
Grandmuffti
5/14/2005
What kind of sick bastards would ruin wine by heating it…oh yeah. We do.
Rachel
5/15/2005
Y’all ater too funny! Please send us a case in Long Beach. We are running a little dry here, and the Jewlicious@TB wine guys (Jonathan and Gavriel) came for Shabbos and they only brought 2 bottles for 30 finals-cramming students. It was almost a riot…let’s make it two cases of Chateau Jewlicious . BTW I like the tee Laya.
Esther
5/15/2005
[Scolding] “Bad wine guys, bad!!”
Two cases is a starter order, Rachel. Why don’t you think about it, and contact our order fulfillment house with your final order sometime next week…
Right…Jonathan and Gavriel…I knew they had actual names!
the man
5/15/2005
Uh, actually we brought those bottles for ourselves. we’re selfish.
wine guy
5/16/2005
Don’t worry Rachel next time we’ll bring a barrel