You know, it’s possible that “Hail” was a misspelling. You know, like he’d like it to hail hard on Hitler, so he’d slip on pellets of ice, or something.

Are you sure?

My buddies at stormfront often do it like this:

Hi Hitler!

As in “Doop dee doop dee doop. Oh look! There’s our fuhrer! Yo, Hitler dude! Hi! – Yo, Hitler, Hi Hitler!”

Heil? That sounds… UnAmerican.
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Yo sven – is this what you wanted? I know it’s simple and all and not at all glorious, but ya know, neither is the Third Reich – boy did those guys fuck up!

Also, the fiddler comment is true. I have one, and I’m pretty frickin close to going up there myself and breaking his fiddle, pulling his payous, and poking him in the eye.

Now, then, can the Elders of Zion please return to your plotting. We have a world to run, people!

Oh wait. That actually happenned too.

Jews are funny, eh? And so are Timorese.

Oh wait. That actually happened.

Doctor says lower it?
Old man says yes. These days it seems like my sex drive is all in my head – I’d like you to lower it a couple feet if you can.

Badabing! I’ll be here all week.

That’s exactly the point! That’s what makes it funny. I give up. I think I’ll go peel potatos now.

“Orthodox No Longer Attempting to Address Pre-Marital Sex Due to Overloaded Servers”

You know, just to have somewhere for the commenters to go. But then TM emerged with his “join us in the living room” concept, which accomplishes the same thing: allowing the server to dry its tears and move on with its life.