Comments on: The Tooth Fairy http://www.jewlicious.com/2005/05/the-tooth-fairy/ It's a Jewish Blog! Thu, 09 Feb 2012 20:17:46 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 By: gail http://www.jewlicious.com/2005/05/the-tooth-fairy/#comment-1089873 gail Thu, 06 Nov 2008 23:27:06 +0000 /?p=1105#comment-1089873 if you are sentimental and parenting oriented you will just love to get your children a TOOTHFAIRY BANK to save, organize and showcase each fallen baby tooth in. this bank helps create toothless moment memories that you and your child can recall later on. you will just love to see your childs face light up when they lose a baby tooth and can save it in there very own keepsake bank. the average payout for a baby tooth according to my information is 1.10 and it is wise to give more money for a cleaner whiter baby tooth. this way your child is incentivized to brush more. if you are sentimental and parenting oriented you will just love to get your children a TOOTHFAIRY BANK to save, organize and showcase each fallen baby tooth in.
this bank helps create toothless moment memories that you and your child can recall later on.
you will just love to see your childs face light up when they lose a baby tooth and can save it in there very own keepsake bank.
the average payout for a baby tooth according to my information is 1.10 and it is wise to give more money for a cleaner whiter baby tooth. this way your child is incentivized to brush more.

]]> By: esther http://www.jewlicious.com/2005/05/the-tooth-fairy/#comment-103634 esther Fri, 20 May 2005 20:30:17 +0000 /?p=1105#comment-103634 Aha. Jessica, I think you may have grounds for a lawsuit. Aha. Jessica, I think you may have grounds for a lawsuit.

]]> By: jessica http://www.jewlicious.com/2005/05/the-tooth-fairy/#comment-103596 jessica Fri, 20 May 2005 18:18:42 +0000 /?p=1105#comment-103596 esther- i wasnt referring to any SNL sketches. i was brought up with hannukah charlie, a character my father made up so (as a young reform girl) i wouldn't feel left out of the santa mayhem. now as a young orthodox woman, it doesn't really matter. esther- i wasnt referring to any SNL sketches. i was brought up with hannukah charlie, a character my father made up so (as a young reform girl) i wouldn’t feel left out of the santa mayhem. now as a young orthodox woman, it doesn’t really matter.

]]> By: Jason http://www.jewlicious.com/2005/05/the-tooth-fairy/#comment-103387 Jason Fri, 20 May 2005 03:33:30 +0000 /?p=1105#comment-103387 esther knows what's up... "Awww... socks?!" esther knows what’s up…

“Awww… socks?!”

]]> By: esther http://www.jewlicious.com/2005/05/the-tooth-fairy/#comment-103303 esther Thu, 19 May 2005 22:59:11 +0000 /?p=1105#comment-103303 Jessica, I'm sorry to quibble, but when it comes to Saturday Night Live sketches, I do claim a certain expertise. Maybe YOU have a Hanukkah Charlie. Or a Cha-nukah Charlie. But thanks to Jon Lovitz on SNL, the rest of the world has <a href="http://snltranscripts.jt.org/89/89iharry.phtml" rel="nofollow">Hanukkah Harry</a>. Jessica, I’m sorry to quibble, but when it comes to Saturday Night Live sketches, I do claim a certain expertise. Maybe YOU have a Hanukkah Charlie. Or a Cha-nukah Charlie. But thanks to Jon Lovitz on SNL, the rest of the world has Hanukkah Harry.

]]> By: jessica http://www.jewlicious.com/2005/05/the-tooth-fairy/#comment-103131 jessica Thu, 19 May 2005 14:36:43 +0000 /?p=1105#comment-103131 what? no it's not... his name's charlie. what? no it’s not… his name’s charlie.

]]> By: Esther http://www.jewlicious.com/2005/05/the-tooth-fairy/#comment-103017 Esther Thu, 19 May 2005 04:20:54 +0000 /?p=1105#comment-103017 Ahem, Jessica. It's Hanukkah Harry. Ahem, Jessica. It’s Hanukkah Harry.

]]> By: jessica http://www.jewlicious.com/2005/05/the-tooth-fairy/#comment-103010 jessica Thu, 19 May 2005 02:44:23 +0000 /?p=1105#comment-103010 im sure he knows there's no santa clause... hannukah charlie is a different story though. im sure he knows there’s no santa clause… hannukah charlie is a different story though.

]]> By: Rina http://www.jewlicious.com/2005/05/the-tooth-fairy/#comment-103008 Rina Thu, 19 May 2005 02:20:43 +0000 /?p=1105#comment-103008 You mean Santa Clause doesn't exist?! OMGOODNESS! I'm heartbroken! You mean Santa Clause doesn’t exist?! OMGOODNESS! I’m heartbroken!

]]> By: Conserva-Girl http://www.jewlicious.com/2005/05/the-tooth-fairy/#comment-103005 Conserva-Girl Thu, 19 May 2005 01:11:11 +0000 /?p=1105#comment-103005 I used to really mess with my kids' heads over this tooth fairy thing. During the Beanie Baby craze, I left "coupons" from the tooth fairy, printed out on the computer- very official looking- under their pillows. The coupon was valid for a Beanie Baby. Then I'd call a store, explain in advance what I was going to do, and pre-pay by credit card. We'd drive up, my daughter would go in, show the coupon, and the saleslady would point her toward the heap of toys that could be exchanged for the coupon. Afterwards, she'd "ring up" the sale, take the coupon, and say good-bye. My kids were always amazed, especially since we did this at several different stores. They're older now and they still haven't figured this out... I know, I'm a genius. I used to really mess with my kids’ heads over this tooth fairy thing. During the Beanie Baby craze, I left “coupons” from the tooth fairy, printed out on the computer- very official looking- under their pillows. The coupon was valid for a Beanie Baby. Then I’d call a store, explain in advance what I was going to do, and pre-pay by credit card.

We’d drive up, my daughter would go in, show the coupon, and the saleslady would point her toward the heap of toys that could be exchanged for the coupon. Afterwards, she’d “ring up” the sale, take the coupon, and say good-bye. My kids were always amazed, especially since we did this at several different stores. They’re older now and they still haven’t figured this out… I know, I’m a genius.

]]> By: Esther http://www.jewlicious.com/2005/05/the-tooth-fairy/#comment-103002 Esther Thu, 19 May 2005 00:40:02 +0000 /?p=1105#comment-103002 Wine Guy made me laugh... :-) Wine Guy made me laugh…
:-)

]]> By: Aaron http://www.jewlicious.com/2005/05/the-tooth-fairy/#comment-102991 Aaron Wed, 18 May 2005 23:16:35 +0000 /?p=1105#comment-102991 One idea: Let him know that you only give out $5, then put a $50 under his pillow. Shrug, confusedly when he asks who put the extra cash. It worked with me. One idea: Let him know that you only give out $5, then put a $50 under his pillow. Shrug, confusedly when he asks who put the extra cash. It worked with me.

]]> By: T_M http://www.jewlicious.com/2005/05/the-tooth-fairy/#comment-102990 T_M Wed, 18 May 2005 23:14:23 +0000 /?p=1105#comment-102990 Not to worry, Wine Guy, the little one just the other week was curious and opened a cooking magazine to which we subscribe. There was a pork recipe in there and he immediately went "Eeeewww, yuck, Daddy we don't eat this!" and flipped the page to the next recipe. So not to worry, no Christmas trees in our house. Although I admit to having unkosher wine. Not to worry, Wine Guy, the little one just the other week was curious and opened a cooking magazine to which we subscribe. There was a pork recipe in there and he immediately went “Eeeewww, yuck, Daddy we don’t eat this!” and flipped the page to the next recipe. So not to worry, no Christmas trees in our house. Although I admit to having unkosher wine.

]]> By: wine guy http://www.jewlicious.com/2005/05/the-tooth-fairy/#comment-102982 wine guy Wed, 18 May 2005 20:44:20 +0000 /?p=1105#comment-102982 How about an Esther Bunny that would be so much more fun than the fat man in the red suit How about an Esther Bunny that would be so much more fun than the fat man in the red suit

]]> By: 1.5 opinions http://www.jewlicious.com/2005/05/the-tooth-fairy/#comment-102981 1.5 opinions Wed, 18 May 2005 20:42:12 +0000 /?p=1105#comment-102981 One of my favorite cartoons of all time was a "Mother Goose and Grimm" dealing with just this issue. In the cartoon, a mother stood at the bottom of the stairs, greeting her young son as he came down. She said: "Son, I think that its about time that you knew: The tooth fairy is really your father." Next to her shoulder, a somewhat frumpy father hovered, with a pointy hat, magic wand, and delicate little fairy wings. Simple joke, but cute nonetheless. One of my favorite cartoons of all time was a “Mother Goose and Grimm” dealing with just this issue. In the cartoon, a mother stood at the bottom of the stairs, greeting her young son as he came down. She said: “Son, I think that its about time that you knew: The tooth fairy is really your father.” Next to her shoulder, a somewhat frumpy father hovered, with a pointy hat, magic wand, and delicate little fairy wings. Simple joke, but cute nonetheless.

]]> By: wine guy http://www.jewlicious.com/2005/05/the-tooth-fairy/#comment-102980 wine guy Wed, 18 May 2005 20:39:26 +0000 /?p=1105#comment-102980 Hmm I'm not sure that I like the Santa Clause and chanuka bush thing TM Hmm I’m not sure that I like the Santa Clause and chanuka bush thing TM

]]> By: T_M http://www.jewlicious.com/2005/05/the-tooth-fairy/#comment-102974 T_M Wed, 18 May 2005 20:22:23 +0000 /?p=1105#comment-102974 Sorry. readjusted. Sorry. readjusted.

]]> By: Jason http://www.jewlicious.com/2005/05/the-tooth-fairy/#comment-102973 Jason Wed, 18 May 2005 20:15:50 +0000 /?p=1105#comment-102973 Aw... now that TM corrected the spelling, my joke is sans the funny. Aw… now that TM corrected the spelling, my joke is sans the funny.

]]> By: Jason http://www.jewlicious.com/2005/05/the-tooth-fairy/#comment-102953 Jason Wed, 18 May 2005 18:54:08 +0000 /?p=1105#comment-102953 I always thought the <a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0111070/" target="badtimallenshite">Santa Clause</a> was that if you killed him, you became him... *shrugs* I could be wrong. I always thought the Santa Clause was that if you killed him, you became him… *shrugs* I could be wrong.

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