Comments on: Scarlett Johansson’s Near Accident

By: Sparkle Like The Stars » The Scarlett Johansson’s Boobies

Sparkle Like The Stars » The Scarlett Johansson’s Boobies — Tue, 16 Jun 2009 22:17:46 +0000

[...] of me that big?” You are so stunned that you are almost get into accident! Well that is what almost happened to the Scarlett Johansson! I was driving through Los Angeles and I look up and see the biggest [...]

By: sigal

sigal — Sun, 14 Oct 2007 21:33:26 +0000

there is no such thing as half a jew
goldie hawn
Kate Hudson
—–
me

By: jennifer lee

jennifer lee — Sun, 14 Oct 2007 18:13:53 +0000

she’s half danish and only half jewish. her father is danish ..that’s where the good looks come from..scandanavians are a good looking bunch

By: Jewish Mother

Jewish Mother — Wed, 15 Aug 2007 20:35:48 +0000

Some people don’t need it…

By: Celtic

Celtic — Wed, 15 Aug 2007 13:33:37 +0000

how else do you think she would have had so much attention from Woody Allen?

By: name

name — Fri, 27 Jul 2007 01:23:45 +0000

I’m gonna be sick. She can’t be a jew! yak.

By: Jerry B

Jerry B — Mon, 23 Jan 2006 22:58:48 +0000

wow we Jews are getting better and better looking.

By: Jerry B

Jerry B — Mon, 23 Jan 2006 22:58:44 +0000

wow we Jews are getting better and better looking.

By: Tye

Tye — Wed, 24 Aug 2005 23:25:25 +0000

Didn’t know she was jewish…I’m converting.

By: Steve

Steve — Mon, 08 Aug 2005 18:55:15 +0000

I read that she is actually quite proud of her “assets” and takes every opportunity to flaunt them.

She acknowledges that they are a big help professionally and even gave them names.

This was in a recent issue of one of those trashy tabloids but I’m too lazy to find which one.

By: Sparkle Like The Stars: celebrity jewelry » The Scarlett Johansson’s Boobies

Mon, 08 Aug 2005 17:17:22 +0000

[...] at big?” You are so stunned that you are almost get into accident! Well that is what almost happened to the Scarlett Johansson! I was driving through Los Angeles and I look up and [...]

By: Randall

Randall — Thu, 04 Aug 2005 19:56:11 +0000

What, no photo of the billboard?!

By: ck

ck — Thu, 04 Aug 2005 16:51:58 +0000

Yup. Her Mom is Jewish. So is Hilly Kristal, owner of CBGB. Just sayin …

By: dave

dave — Thu, 04 Aug 2005 16:12:35 +0000

Wait, what? Scarlett Johansson is Jewish?

Sweet.

By: Larry

Larry — Thu, 04 Aug 2005 15:41:55 +0000

So Nu???
Where are the hooters????

By: eyal

eyal — Tue, 02 Aug 2005 16:26:52 +0000

whoevers the person who posted that link on scarlett’s assets – thank you so friggin much,

By: boobgrrl

boobgrrl — Mon, 01 Aug 2005 00:16:55 +0000

Sky.com has done an entire retrospective of Scarlett's boobage. It's funny and well worth a look. Just please, if you're driving, wait till you get home before clicking on the link.

By: Dina

Dina — Sun, 31 Jul 2005 18:58:39 +0000

Oh, Jewish boobs…yeah.

By: esther

esther — Sun, 31 Jul 2005 17:31:43 +0000

I saw this story and wasn’t sure what to do with it. Besides, who ever knew that brontosauruses had huge racks? They never covered that in college geology…makes me look at all of those paleontologists differently…

And what about the story about Scarlett’s character almost having been named Esther? Weird, wild stuff.

By: michael

michael — Sun, 31 Jul 2005 15:37:09 +0000

Wait, if lipstick is meant to improve on God’s creation…then it is kefirah! Ban lipstick! Ban makeup! Tell Jewish Mother that she is no longer allowed to encourage girls to gob on black eyeliner lest she face hinek and/or sreifa from our newly formed Sanhedrin!