September 2005

As the sun begins to set

Shabbat shalom! This is the last shabbat before Rosh Hashana…

Converting people

To pastafarianism! Folks, here is the Flying Spaghetti Monster Conversion game!

Everything you wanted to know about Palestinian tunnels but were afraid to ask

Ha’aretz gives us an inside look at the tunnels and their diggers. It turns out these “entrepreneurs” can make $500,000 with one tunnel that survives a very short time. Also, those home owners…

More Jewlicious Travels

My 12 hour layover in Amsterdam also included a trip to the much less introspective Rijksmuesum (which sounds a little too close to a Reich’s Museum, and makes one wonder which Reich that…

Jude or Jewlicious?

When I read The Diary of Anne Frank as a little girl I was quite captivated by the tale, and it spawned an era in my youth where I devoured other such stories…

Israeli High Speed Internet Access Doubles in 2 Years

But it seems Israeli customer support has become twice as useless too The results of a new poll released by Tel Aviv University’s Netvision Institute for Internet Research show that High speed internet…

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New Life, In Place of, Old Life, Unscarred by Trials

Chutzpah sometimes asks ‘why do men go for younger women?’ The answer that probably leaps to mind is something like ‘they are firmer, less bitter and more fun!’ However, Muffti has dug deeper…

Anybody else watch the documentary on Bob Dylan?

No Direction Home. It was a weird film with fascinating footage of Dylan very early in his career. However, in some ways it was very unsatisfying and provided little insight into the man,…

And they say it’s not a religious conflict.

If you’ll recall, back in the distant mists of early 2001, a certain unpopular dictatorial Muslim regime decided to destroy some historical antiquities that it found inconvenient to its own political and religious…

“This Piece of Halibut is Good Enough for The Flying Spaghetti Monster”

With religious extremism and intra-movement dissent taking all the fun out of fundamentalism, isn’t it about time we had a parody religion, maybe focusing on a benevolent deity made of complex carbohydrates? Enter…

Who can find a woman of valour

Her worth is far beyond that of rubies From Gawker, reported with great embarassment: ———- There was a party last week for Dr. Pat Wexler, dermatologist to the rich and famous, and from…

Everything Is Illuminated Contest

One more day left! That’s right, only one more day left to send us your most Jewlicious pic (defined as liberally as possible) and perhaps win an Everything Is Illuminated prize pack which…

Israel Sends Help by the Backdoor

You might recall that we mentioned Israel’s offer to send emergency aid personnel to help in the wake of Hurricane Katrina. Well, the US rebuffed Israel’s kind offer, but Jews… you know how…

Uh… Don’t tread on me?

The city of Burlingame, CA, previously famous as the site of a PEZ museum, recently spent $1,600 in order to obscure some shapes on a recently renovated playground. Why? Well because some guy…

All you read and Wear or see and Hear on TV Is a product Begging for your Fatass dirty Dollar

Bahrain, anxious to join the WTO and under pressure from the US dropped out of the general boycott on Israeli goods It wasn’t much of a sacrifice since Bahrain is a rather small…

If the prospective date does not wish to date, sue

Man Sues Online Dating Service After Being Rejected POSTED: 9:59 am PDT September 20, 2005 LOS ANGELES — A man is suing an online dating service after being shunned by another subscriber, according…

Cause I’m the Type of Nigga That’s Built to last, If you Fuck Wit Me, I’ll put my Foot in Your Ass

We are calling our militant group to stop their activities against the Israeli occupation outside Gaza strip Sweet words to Muffti’s ears! After a few days of pounding sites in Gaza and arresting…

Hamas wets itself.

Dark stains spread across the festive green trousers of hundreds of brave Palestinian martyrs teenage boys with big mouths and small…Kalashnikovs…as an annoyed Israel began to rain death from above in Gaza. Capping…

In Your Face, RH (Part Deux): Dip Your Apple in My Honey

Rosh Hashanah: a holiday that kicks off a season of repentance and new year’s resolutions that possess a certain timelessness, like “be nicer to your fellow humans,” “respect your teachers and parents,” and…

Jewish Zionist Neo-Con Cabal

I was just watching C-Span, the commercial-free channel that likes to inject its cameras into relevant political events as well as occasional cultural events of note. This program was covering the National Book…

First Rain

That’s the name of the counter-attack the Israelis are launching in response to the Hamas 40 rocket attack on the small town of Sderot. There are a number of facets to the attack,…

Don’t Look Now, To Israel, It Might Be Your Homeland

What do you get when you cross a large group of people supporting terror, several Kassam rockets, and less than perfect explosives handling? It’s not a joke and it’s not funny. You get…

Um who is doing the shabbat shalom post this week?

:wave: Shabbat shalom, folks!

So Pretty, You Know It Must Be Evil

You know those movies where you meet a character who is so strikingly lovely that it’s a dead giveaway? They’re so pretty, they must be evil. (See Cillian Murphy, of Batman Begins and…

In Your Face, Rosh Hashanah!

(Apologies if the image isn’t displaying, I’m still a little new at posting pictures…) Every year (unless you’re a member of my family), you get the same old Rosh Hashanah cards in your…

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