Comments on: Uh… Don’t tread on me?

By: Tomas

Tomas — Sun, 08 Mar 2009 12:58:50 +0000

Nice Girls! but why they don’t have mags in M-16:)

By: mo

mo — Tue, 27 Sep 2005 20:47:40 +0000

what, Esther? You…jealous baby..?

By: themiddle

themiddle — Tue, 27 Sep 2005 16:02:35 +0000

Urban Pimp, have I mentioned to you that your site is always, uh, an eye-opening cultural experience?

By: esther

esther — Tue, 27 Sep 2005 13:14:32 +0000

“And now, a midget in a bikini…”

By: Kim Hartveld

Kim Hartveld — Tue, 27 Sep 2005 10:32:04 +0000

More pix like this one!

By: Grace

Grace — Tue, 27 Sep 2005 09:42:15 +0000

Heh, don’t even get me started on the 80 shekel cab ride with the Arab driver. If you really want a good laugh, read my LJ under username Hannahsarah.

By: The Urban Pimp

The Urban Pimp — Tue, 27 Sep 2005 09:09:03 +0000

I love a woman out of uniform!!

By: themiddle

themiddle — Tue, 27 Sep 2005 08:50:36 +0000

had, not has

By: themiddle

themiddle — Tue, 27 Sep 2005 08:50:14 +0000

Grace, you were has by the BIG ASHKENAZY CONSPIRACY!

By: Grace

Grace — Tue, 27 Sep 2005 08:46:07 +0000

Michael, that’s nothing.

When I stayed at Heritage House, I got SCABIES! Not the sort of souvenier I had in mind.

Then there was the hour and a half walk to Shabbos dinner “We’re almost there!” that we dubbed the Haredi Death March. Dinner didn’t even get started until almost 11, we were so tired we barely tasted the greasy, oversalted Ashkenazic food. After dinner, out “guide” blithely announced “You can find your way back” after he had lead us through the Arab Quarter to get there. It was now 1:30 in the morning. I was not amused.

By: Joy

Joy — Tue, 27 Sep 2005 06:32:42 +0000

Vicious delicious, scuse me while i sign up for the army. By the by, that’s great advertising for the army, package the idea and sell it to the US army; i hear they’re having difficulty recruiting.

By: michael

michael — Tue, 27 Sep 2005 06:05:54 +0000

Oh man, I still have these nightmares about the Heritage House…it’s four in the morning, and unidentified assailants toss me out of bed at 4 in the morning saying over and over, “GO SEE THE SUNRISE OVER THE KOTEL!” and hand me an inedible gray meat pastry in a tin cup and lock the door behind me and then the Israeli police search me for drugs and I wake up screaming…

By: Grace

Grace — Tue, 27 Sep 2005 05:52:52 +0000

Don’t forget Heritage House! ;-P

By: editor

editor — Tue, 27 Sep 2005 05:51:29 +0000

This is the greatest picture ever.

Ever.

By: encino yeled

encino yeled — Tue, 27 Sep 2005 05:07:49 +0000

Sabra in white: that carbine on our back is bigger than you.

michael, homeless in israel ain’t that bad. there’s already a bustling population, from what i remember. trade unions, comedy sketch shows, potluck dinners. and its all kosher too.

By: michael

michael — Tue, 27 Sep 2005 05:00:37 +0000

I’m, uh, breathless with anticipation.

By: ck

ck — Tue, 27 Sep 2005 04:44:48 +0000

re. apartment: We have the very best minds on it as we speak. Finding a 2 bedroom joint w/o having to deal with pesky deposits and arnona is impossible. Finding room for 2 people in an already occupied apartment is a matter of serendipity BUT like I said, we have people on the ground now looking. Hey… maybe we can do a Jewlicious post about it?

By: michael

michael — Tue, 27 Sep 2005 04:31:20 +0000

Great. I lost my apartment, at least temporarily, in New Orleans, and now I’m going to be homeless in Israel. My mom is starting to give me that “I told you not to trust him” look.

Damn. I wish I could go out in boxers. Seriously. It’s all about proper ventilation.

By: esther

esther — Tue, 27 Sep 2005 04:28:22 +0000

Yeah, good luck with that, Michael.

But that going out in boxers thing is a holdover from the summer I spent in Israel in 1988. What a scary trend. But in Israel, such trends never fully die, because it’s always 1988…

By: michael

michael — Tue, 27 Sep 2005 04:20:17 +0000

How ’bout that apartment, chief?