Apocalypse Watch: Britney to Author Kabbalah Book
That’s it. I’ve had it. I’m reclaiming my position as official poster on the celebrity Kabbalah beat. This throne is mine, I tell you, mine! [Insert evil laugh here.] Well, the blonde-ish celebrity…
Israel Unfriendly to Palestinian Entrepreneurs
It’s really a shame, when you think about it. Three young Palestinian men are to be indicted tomorrow in Be’er Sheva for trying to open a factory. It was going to produce Kassem…
Agorot: Key to the Zionist Plot.
Anti-Israel residents of the Middle East have a cute little theory. It goes like this: Israel The Zionist entity is the organ of Western imperialism on holy Muslim soil. Therefore, it is natural…
Technology Rules! Gleaming the Rabbi-Cam
Friday morning, I logged on to Yahoo Messenger and instantly got a webcam invite from Beach Hillel’s famous Rabbi Yonah Bookstein, one of the masterminds behind the Jewlicious @ the Beach conference. Not…
Bereishit
Though Lech Lecha made me a Zionist (“Leave your country…and go to the land that I will show you” still gives me chills), Bereishit has always tortured me. Taunting me with the promise…
Iran: Double-plus unviolent state!
A few days ago, Iranian President Mahmoud “Difficult Last Name” Ahmadinejad made a casual little remark about wiping the Zionist entity off the face of the Earth. For some reason, despite the fact…
See Ya Fiddy!
Born again not-so-Kosher MC crucifies his Web site Aviad Cohen, aka Jewish Messianic rapper Fifty Shekel has shut down his Web site. Why? A cryptic message left on his home page says only…
Jewlicious commentors rule.
Especially when they buy the beer. This is difficult for me to admit, but being a member of a star blogteam like Jewlicious doesn’t come with the perks I thought it would. Oh,…
Tenth Anniversary: The Assassination of Yitzchak Rabin
For me, in my apartment on the Upper West Side, it was still Shabbat when the phone rang. Hearts skipped beats, and we all jumped a little bit. In an apartment wherein everyone…
Women Halachic Advisers! What next? Kosher Pork Fish?
Say hello to the class of 2005! Through a program at the women’s yeshiva Nishmat, 12 women in the fourth graduating class were ordained yesterday to help other women with issues pertaining to…
Run your mouth when I’m not around
It’s Easy To Achieve. UPDATE: It’s good to know that sometimes when people call for you destruction, more than just France will stand up for you. (Of course, many used it to point…
It Swells a Vein that the Only Things…
That are keeping me awake, Are Reruns of The Mod Squad and Cartoons Sometimes philosophers of a certain bent worry about puzzles such as the following. Take an object, say, a ship. Now…
Everything is Illuminated Contest Winners
Illuminate Me! We asked you to illuminate us with your most Jewlicious pics and y’all did not disappoint! The prize pacs from the studio just came in today so I feel comfortable announcing…
Ben Shalom Bernanke – Jewlicious?
So Alan Greenspan is leaving the Fed after many years of service. Bush’s nominee to replace Greenspan as the outgoing Chairman of the Federal Reserve Board is Ben S. Bernanke. The S. stands…
Hip Hop Hoodios et Mangu
Freestyle latino-yiddish pour démarrer la semaine. Mangu le petit latino rappe ce soir à partir de 20h à la Scène Bastille avec les Hip Hop Hoodios de New-York. You can hear them now!…
Jewlicious loves boo… oh, never mind
Natan Schechter, my brother in law, recently got his head shaved as part of Montreal radio station Mix 96′s Shave to Save campaign. The campaign, taking part every October Breast Cancer Awareness month,…
The New Zionist Revolution.
Trust us. She loves her hummus. The political movement for the establishment and maintenance of a Jewish state has gone through many phases and been subject to many interpretations during its 150 or…
Race, Pride, Prejudice/Black man, White man No stand
What do you call cute young girls who play in a band and have aspiring music carreers? If you guessed Hanson, you were close, but no cigar. This time the right answer is…
When the Insane Run for Office
Rent, it’s too damn high And why is the rent too damn high in New York? Well according to insane person and New York mayoral candidate Jimmy McMillan, aka Jimmy Mack, it’s because…
Starbucks loves God. And Fags.
Oh relax! See, Starbucks prints quotes from different writers scientists, musicians, athletes, politicians and cultural critics on cups used at their coffee shops. These are meant to encourage the coffeehouse tradition of debate…
Sarah Silverman in New Yorker
Taking our cue from Heeb Magazine and that Kelsey dude, we’d like to point you to an interesting interview in this week’s New Yorker with everyone’s favorite hot Jewish babe comedian and Heeb…
Dov Charney’s Jewlicious Disco Bar Mitzvah Party
Courtesy of Gawker, we get the news that the Houston Street American Apparel store is no longer marked by scantily clad non-models in grainy Polaroid photos, but with pimply faced pubescent Jewish youth…
Syria? No friggin way!
We never saw that coming … Well, the much awaited UN report on the investigation behind the assassination of former Lebanese Prime Minister Rafik Hariri is out and what a shocker it is!…
Jewish Theological Seminary: The Sitcom
That’s right. It’s being considered. By NBC. According to the Forward (although we thank Miriam for her diligent reportage of such stories), a TV series is being developed that features the Jewish Theological…
