Comments on: Rabbi predicts Madonna’s imminent, uh, punishment from heaven

By: Mika Runolinna

Mika Runolinna — Wed, 26 Oct 2005 10:16:27 +0000

To tsfatdivas question, if anybody had seen the lyrics i also have to say that this song is not visible on any sites with lyrics. There are though other songs of this cd, but this one is missing.(!?) The song can however be heard on some sites.

BR Mika

By: tsfatdiva

tsfatdiva — Sat, 22 Oct 2005 17:06:33 +0000

Have you seen the lyrics? I’d love to get a scope on what is actually in the song.

By: Mika Runolinna

Mika Runolinna — Thu, 20 Oct 2005 18:21:09 +0000

In tracking Madonna’s motive we have only a couple of known(historical) facts which also M is aware of. ARI didn’t write down his teachings at all. So he’s an easy target for anybody trying to color him with something extra to white and blue. ARI’s teaching scoped to the correct way of studying the holy writings. M has also earlier shown interest in touching the mental states of ‘those concerned’(people in her lyrics) and supernature. If ARI has available some lyrics written by M, he will propably comment that there is very little of sephirot to be found in those. Greed seems to be present instead. Call me Esther and I’ll clean the floor with your holy writings. BR Mika

By: Mika Runolinna

Mika Runolinna — Tue, 18 Oct 2005 15:07:29 +0000

Madonna’s act reminds me of Lilith, the first wife of Adam, who was bad tempered and finally spelled the true name of God.(Schem ha mephorasch) After this she fled to Egypt and started giving birth to demons. As a fan for Kabbala M also propably knows this one, and that ‘Lilith’ is for example the name of a current jewish feminist magazine published in New York. Rabbi Isaac Luria initiated ascetic-phonetic direction,(Ari, Adonenu Rabbi Jizchak) and a whole great scholarship in interpreting Zohar. So it’s quite obvious where M is fishing nowdays. BR Mika

By: tsfatdiva

tsfatdiva — Wed, 12 Oct 2005 12:16:17 +0000

Chaim Yisrael — Yeminite pop star. My teenager introduced us to his music, and we love it.

I don’t see any harm either, buyer beware, as long as you don’t really believe that it causes miracles. Only G-d makes miracles.

By: Jobber

Jobber — Wed, 12 Oct 2005 00:47:09 +0000

Is that Chaim Yisrael or Chaim Dovid. I don’t see the harm is selling that stuff myself. I believe there is a tradition of this sort of thing in both Eastern Europe and Morrocco.

By: tsfatdiva

tsfatdiva — Tue, 11 Oct 2005 20:59:04 +0000

And at Chaim Yisrael concerts, there is usually someone from Lev L’Achim selling wine blessed by Rav Kaduri. They make us buy a certain number of bottles before he’s allowed back on stage. All sorts of promises of health, wealth, and straight frum kids are made.

It may be popalicious, but it sells.

By: themiddle

themiddle — Tue, 11 Oct 2005 18:20:20 +0000

Thanks Tzfatdiva. I seem to recall that the Baba Sali used to sell tap water he blessed by the bottle. I wonder how it tasted.

By: tsfatdiva

tsfatdiva — Tue, 11 Oct 2005 17:26:24 +0000

Hey, any publicity is good publicity. Check out arih20.com/ and kabbalahmercha... , which already got panned by mysticalpaths.... .

By: themiddle

themiddle — Tue, 11 Oct 2005 16:10:28 +0000

Because I was happy with the way the pics were set up?

After the initial adjustments were made by someone else, presumably you, Laya, I went back in and re-adjusted the images’ location back to my preferences. Now if there’s an html reason to separate the photos or not have that last little one at the very bottom, I guess there’s something more to learn here. But ultimately I was happy.

And you can’t buy happiness.

By: laya

laya — Tue, 11 Oct 2005 08:21:43 +0000

Why not just have ck give you a posting photos 101 course over the phone? Sure, it’s not as exciting as accounting school, but its still a good skill to have.

By: themiddle

themiddle — Tue, 11 Oct 2005 07:27:38 +0000

Would someone explain why I have to keep readjusting the images in my own post? How about sending an email saying, “would you like those two chicks separated by a paragraph, or did you purposely juxtapose the images because it amuses you?” I promise to answer honestly.

By: encino yeled

encino yeled — Tue, 11 Oct 2005 06:50:26 +0000

nice jewish girl? kissed? reading her post was like having sex for the first time, minus the having sex part.

By: michael's mother

michael's mother — Mon, 10 Oct 2005 17:06:03 +0000

TM, I’m gonna get back at you later .

Here’s the deal: Michael doesn’t have to call me at work.

I just spoke with my best pal Tony–the bags are in the hands of security and there are two scenarios (so far):
1. Security x-rays and rummages through the bags and sends them off today on a passenger flight, in which case they will arrive in TA tomorrow morning.
2. Lazy-ass security does not get to the bags today, in which case Tony will have to send the bags (while I’m holding my breath) to JFK where they will undergo utmost scrutiny and then be loaded onto a cargo plane, which may take a day or two for them to arrive (or, rather, never be seen again).

In any case, they will be delivered to Laya’s address.

My sweetheart Tony will call me later in the day as to which scenario took place.

By: Chutzpah

Chutzpah — Mon, 10 Oct 2005 16:49:50 +0000

“forbidden to use the name to create profits!” Ha! Have you seen the tourist trade up in Tzfat based on Luria? They are selling everything from ashtrays to shotglasses with his name on it. They just don’t want the pop diva encroaching on their marketshare.

By: themiddle

themiddle — Mon, 10 Oct 2005 16:41:02 +0000

Plus, Nice Jewish Girl finally kissed a man. Michael's Mother, of course there are ~~edited by TheMiddle because it's not fair to Michael's mom!~~ other things that can be done to prevent future calamity, but I just can't think of any right now. Okay, okay, I apologize for that right now, even as I post it.

By: esther

esther — Mon, 10 Oct 2005 16:37:57 +0000

Middle, no worries. All is forgiveness this week. Michael has a phone, will call his mother, and will be well-fed by Laya. All is right with the world.

By: michael's mother

michael's mother — Mon, 10 Oct 2005 16:33:06 +0000

Now ya telling me… Anything else I need to know to prevent future calamity?

By: laya

laya — Mon, 10 Oct 2005 16:31:01 +0000

he is on his way over to my house right now for tofu and broccli stir fry. when he gets here i will have him call you, but in the mean time, i believe he got a phone today and its 052 420 1074.

By: themiddle

themiddle — Mon, 10 Oct 2005 16:28:09 +0000

Michael’s Mother, none of this would have happened if Michael had been drinking Kabbalah water.