Here’s some preciously funny dialogue from the Web site of a Jewish Yeshiva-trained pimp adult human resources manager and online marketing expert. This is a conversation between him and one of his new, uh, staff members:
“So, you are a Muslim?” I ask.
“Yes”, replies sb_.
“Then why are you eating that pepperoni stick?”
“Why not?”
“Pepperroni is made with pork”.
At 140 km/h (90 mph), sb_ opens the car window and starts to hurl.
How sweet. They’re not all as charming as Julia Roberts I guess. This and other gems available at theurbanpimp.com. Look for a book deal soon.
