Comments on: Oral Sex in the Synagogue? http://www.jewlicious.com/2005/11/oral-sex-in-the-synagogue/ It's a Jewish Blog! Thu, 09 Feb 2012 20:17:46 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 By: Jobber http://www.jewlicious.com/2005/11/oral-sex-in-the-synagogue/#comment-157156 Jobber Wed, 16 Nov 2005 13:50:14 +0000 http://www.jewlicious.com/index.php/oral-sex-in-the-synagogue/#comment-157156 all right there Mr. Scientist Taltman I misread the chart here, I saw a chart here 'Relative sizes of Cells & Viruses': http://waynesword.palomar.edu/lmexer1.htm all right there Mr. Scientist Taltman I misread the chart here, I saw a chart here ‘Relative sizes of Cells & Viruses’:

waynesword.pal...

]]> By: themiddle http://www.jewlicious.com/2005/11/oral-sex-in-the-synagogue/#comment-157070 themiddle Tue, 15 Nov 2005 20:35:21 +0000 http://www.jewlicious.com/index.php/oral-sex-in-the-synagogue/#comment-157070 That is correct, Muffti, while the Pope and Conservative Judaism are also among our top 7 all time posts. The fact is that whether it's politics, religion or sex, we have no idea what will stir people to comment in large numbers. That is correct, Muffti, while the Pope and Conservative Judaism are also among our top 7 all time posts. The fact is that whether it’s politics, religion or sex, we have no idea what will stir people to comment in large numbers.

]]> By: grandmuffti http://www.jewlicious.com/2005/11/oral-sex-in-the-synagogue/#comment-157068 grandmuffti Tue, 15 Nov 2005 20:07:46 +0000 http://www.jewlicious.com/index.php/oral-sex-in-the-synagogue/#comment-157068 Thanks (Muffit thinks) Josh for the endorsement. However, we should note that this post was actually done by the other s3x fiend, CK. And the jewlicious bunch aren't as sexual as Muffti would like to see: our top commented on post is on pre-marital sex and it is by the Middle man himself. Thanks (Muffit thinks) Josh for the endorsement. However, we should note that this post was actually done by the other s3x fiend, CK. And the jewlicious bunch aren’t as sexual as Muffti would like to see: our top commented on post is on pre-marital sex and it is by the Middle man himself.

]]> By: grandmuffti http://www.jewlicious.com/2005/11/oral-sex-in-the-synagogue/#comment-157066 grandmuffti Tue, 15 Nov 2005 20:04:27 +0000 http://www.jewlicious.com/index.php/oral-sex-in-the-synagogue/#comment-157066 Thanks (Muffit thinks) Josh for the endorsement. However, we should note that this post was actually done by the other s3x fiend, CK. And the jewlicious bunch aren't as sexual as Muffti would like to see: our top commented on post is on pre-marital sex and it is by the Middle man himself. Thanks (Muffit thinks) Josh for the endorsement. However, we should note that this post was actually done by the other s3x fiend, CK. And the jewlicious bunch aren’t as sexual as Muffti would like to see: our top commented on post is on pre-marital sex and it is by the Middle man himself.

]]> By: chutzpah http://www.jewlicious.com/2005/11/oral-sex-in-the-synagogue/#comment-157059 chutzpah Tue, 15 Nov 2005 19:19:31 +0000 http://www.jewlicious.com/index.php/oral-sex-in-the-synagogue/#comment-157059 Wow Beth, I have never driven a man to tears, I'd like to learn your techniques!!! Wow Beth, I have never driven a man to tears, I’d like to learn your techniques!!!

]]> By: chutzpah http://www.jewlicious.com/2005/11/oral-sex-in-the-synagogue/#comment-157058 chutzpah Tue, 15 Nov 2005 19:12:37 +0000 http://www.jewlicious.com/index.php/oral-sex-in-the-synagogue/#comment-157058 I happen to know about this stuff only because I am writing a comedy about a woman who is allergic to latex. Natural lambskin is an alternative to prevent pregnancy but polyurethane condoms are the latex-free alternative of choice to prevent STD's/HIV and pregnancy. Like kosher meat, natural lambskin condoms are way more expensive. I'm actually more interested in the market share for the Magnum XL's. I happen to know about this stuff only because I am writing a comedy about a woman who is allergic to latex. Natural lambskin is an alternative to prevent pregnancy but polyurethane condoms are the latex-free alternative of choice to prevent STD’s/HIV and pregnancy. Like kosher meat, natural lambskin condoms are way more expensive. I’m actually more interested in the market share for the Magnum XL’s.

]]> By: taltman http://www.jewlicious.com/2005/11/oral-sex-in-the-synagogue/#comment-157035 taltman Tue, 15 Nov 2005 16:57:23 +0000 http://www.jewlicious.com/index.php/oral-sex-in-the-synagogue/#comment-157035 Chutzpah wrote: <i>Hate to agree with Jobber on this one Taltman</i> No worries, I didn't really take note of what Jobber wrote about lambskin condoms, just what he wrote about latex condoms. And his ridiculous statement about 'viruses being smaller than water molecules' just turned the scientist in me into the Incredible Hulk. Do a lot of people go for lambskin condoms? I've <em>never</em> seen them for sale, anywhere. What, do you make a special arrangement with the local <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Shechita&oldid=26238611" rel="nofollow">shochet</a> to get them? ;-) Chutzpah wrote: Hate to agree with Jobber on this one Taltman

No worries, I didn’t really take note of what Jobber wrote about lambskin condoms, just what he wrote about latex condoms. And his ridiculous statement about ‘viruses being smaller than water molecules’ just turned the scientist in me into the Incredible Hulk.

Do a lot of people go for lambskin condoms? I’ve never seen them for sale, anywhere. What, do you make a special arrangement with the local shochet to get them? ;-)

]]> By: josh http://www.jewlicious.com/2005/11/oral-sex-in-the-synagogue/#comment-157002 josh Tue, 15 Nov 2005 13:13:59 +0000 http://www.jewlicious.com/index.php/oral-sex-in-the-synagogue/#comment-157002 two days have gone by and only 44 comments to this provocative and racy post?! S3x posts should be only done by muffti. Statistics report that a muffti/s3x post guarantees 100+ comments, while other jewlicious posters just don't attract the same appeal. Why is that? This post should have cracked the top 7 by now. two days have gone by and only 44 comments to this provocative and racy post?!

S3x posts should be only done by muffti. Statistics report that a muffti/s3x post guarantees 100+ comments, while other jewlicious posters just don’t attract the same appeal. Why is that?

This post should have cracked the top 7 by now.

]]> By: beth binkovitz http://www.jewlicious.com/2005/11/oral-sex-in-the-synagogue/#comment-156986 beth binkovitz Tue, 15 Nov 2005 10:47:07 +0000 http://www.jewlicious.com/index.php/oral-sex-in-the-synagogue/#comment-156986 so, now "oral sex" is synonymous with "fellatio"? and what if girls make boys cry - does god count their tears too? i say totally, don't succumb to peer pressure. But if, in a moment of weakness, you do, make sure he reciprocates! so, now “oral sex” is synonymous with “fellatio”? and what if girls make boys cry – does god count their tears too?

i say totally, don’t succumb to peer pressure. But if, in a moment of weakness, you do, make sure he reciprocates!

]]> By: esther http://www.jewlicious.com/2005/11/oral-sex-in-the-synagogue/#comment-156958 esther Tue, 15 Nov 2005 05:17:36 +0000 http://www.jewlicious.com/index.php/oral-sex-in-the-synagogue/#comment-156958 Just when you thought this thread was fading away, I got this week's issue of New York magazine, which is all about sex. Not surprisingly, and almost as if they were monitoring this very post, NY Mag also included the <a href="http://newyorkmetro.com/lifestyle/sex/annual/2005/15078/" rel="nofollow">"100-Teen vs. 100-Parent Promiscuity Poll."</a> The scoring is a little hard to read, but suffice it to say that parents have no idea what teens are doing. And really, neither do we. Just when you thought this thread was fading away, I got this week’s issue of New York magazine, which is all about sex.

Not surprisingly, and almost as if they were monitoring this very post, NY Mag also included the “100-Teen vs. 100-Parent Promiscuity Poll.” The scoring is a little hard to read, but suffice it to say that parents have no idea what teens are doing. And really, neither do we.

]]> By: grandmuffti http://www.jewlicious.com/2005/11/oral-sex-in-the-synagogue/#comment-156955 grandmuffti Tue, 15 Nov 2005 04:42:26 +0000 http://www.jewlicious.com/index.php/oral-sex-in-the-synagogue/#comment-156955 Muffti hereby announces the first Jewlicious fundraiser! It's called 'the Totally Jewlicious Rainbow Party!' There will be a dinner, (copius amounts of) alcohol and prizes for the best rainbows. All money goes to the 'Get Rami Watid an X-box' fund! Come for a good cause! Muffti hereby announces the first Jewlicious fundraiser! It’s called ‘the Totally Jewlicious Rainbow Party!’ There will be a dinner, (copius amounts of) alcohol and prizes for the best rainbows. All money goes to the ‘Get Rami Watid an X-box’ fund!

Come for a good cause!

]]> By: chutzpah http://www.jewlicious.com/2005/11/oral-sex-in-the-synagogue/#comment-156953 chutzpah Tue, 15 Nov 2005 04:30:01 +0000 http://www.jewlicious.com/index.php/oral-sex-in-the-synagogue/#comment-156953 It is well-known Chutzpah trivia that I am an Oprah worshipper. You can't just read the summary from Google, you have to go directly to the Oprah website link to read the quotes themselves. Actually, rainbow parties were featured on Nip/Tuck, but so are full facial transplants, so I wouldn't take that as source of truth. BUT, if Oprah sources say it's happening, it's happening somewhere, maybe in 'da hoods....she spends far too much money to have the truth of her stories verified 100% at this point in her career. It is well-known Chutzpah trivia that I am an Oprah worshipper. You can’t just read the summary from Google, you have to go directly to the Oprah website link to read the quotes themselves. Actually, rainbow parties were featured on Nip/Tuck, but so are full facial transplants, so I wouldn’t take that as source of truth. BUT, if Oprah sources say it’s happening, it’s happening somewhere, maybe in ‘da hoods….she spends far too much money to have the truth of her stories verified 100% at this point in her career.

]]> By: encino yeled http://www.jewlicious.com/2005/11/oral-sex-in-the-synagogue/#comment-156919 encino yeled Mon, 14 Nov 2005 23:36:02 +0000 http://www.jewlicious.com/index.php/oral-sex-in-the-synagogue/#comment-156919 Chutzpah, If that's what Google says, then that's what I believe. Never knew you worshipped her. Getting to the root of this, does anybody know anybody who's been to a rainbow party? Urban myth, it seems. Chutzpah, If that’s what Google says, then that’s what I believe. Never knew you worshipped her. Getting to the root of this, does anybody know anybody who’s been to a rainbow party? Urban myth, it seems.

]]> By: Jobber http://www.jewlicious.com/2005/11/oral-sex-in-the-synagogue/#comment-156911 Jobber Mon, 14 Nov 2005 22:21:49 +0000 http://www.jewlicious.com/index.php/oral-sex-in-the-synagogue/#comment-156911 I also think alot of these 'articles' are B.S. Don't think this news is as widespread as you are making it out to be. Only because I work at many Bar and Bat Mitzvas, and there's nothing going on, because I would know. I don't let so much as a piece of rice stay on the floor where I am on duty, don't let the kids run wild, also don't let the wallflowers hand out for more than one dance. If I saw them smoking, boozing I would confiscate. Is my experience anecdotal? perhaps, but I just don't buy the hype. I also think alot of these ‘articles’ are B.S.
Don’t think this news is as widespread as you are making it out to be.

Only because I work at many Bar and Bat Mitzvas, and there’s nothing going on, because I would know. I don’t let so much as a piece of rice stay on the floor where I am on duty, don’t let the kids run wild, also don’t let the wallflowers hand out for more than one dance. If I saw them smoking, boozing I would confiscate.

Is my experience anecdotal? perhaps, but I just don’t buy the hype.

]]> By: chutzpah http://www.jewlicious.com/2005/11/oral-sex-in-the-synagogue/#comment-156902 chutzpah Mon, 14 Nov 2005 20:37:07 +0000 http://www.jewlicious.com/index.php/oral-sex-in-the-synagogue/#comment-156902 Yeled, don't go misquoting Oprah or using her name in vain. She didn't claim to make up the term. She made the term known to the public by revealing the findings of her investigative reporters. Yeled, don’t go misquoting Oprah or using her name in vain. She didn’t claim to make up the term. She made the term known to the public by revealing the findings of her investigative reporters.

]]> By: chutzpah http://www.jewlicious.com/2005/11/oral-sex-in-the-synagogue/#comment-156900 chutzpah Mon, 14 Nov 2005 20:25:16 +0000 http://www.jewlicious.com/index.php/oral-sex-in-the-synagogue/#comment-156900 Hate to agree with Jobber on this one Taltman, but natural lambskin condoms are not guaranteed to protect against HIV and carrier a disclaimer on the box since the manufacturers were sued by a gay man who contracted the virus using them. The gay community has been advised against using natural lambskin condoms since about 1987. Hate to agree with Jobber on this one Taltman, but natural lambskin condoms are not guaranteed to protect against HIV and carrier a disclaimer on the box since the manufacturers were sued by a gay man who contracted the virus using them. The gay community has been advised against using natural lambskin condoms since about 1987.

]]> By: grandmuffti http://www.jewlicious.com/2005/11/oral-sex-in-the-synagogue/#comment-156879 grandmuffti Mon, 14 Nov 2005 18:13:38 +0000 http://www.jewlicious.com/index.php/oral-sex-in-the-synagogue/#comment-156879 heh...well, Muffti has seen some crazy stuff since he got to grad school. However, for what it's worth, there is no clear evidence that these rainbow parties exist, short of a few anecdotal cases. heh…well, Muffti has seen some crazy stuff since he got to grad school. However, for what it’s worth, there is no clear evidence that these rainbow parties exist, short of a few anecdotal cases.

]]> By: ck http://www.jewlicious.com/2005/11/oral-sex-in-the-synagogue/#comment-156877 ck Mon, 14 Nov 2005 17:40:10 +0000 http://www.jewlicious.com/index.php/oral-sex-in-the-synagogue/#comment-156877 I know! You'd think Philosophy Grad students would be on the A-List of every happenning College shindig, especially those involving hot promiscuous women - Continental Philosophers Gone Wild! I know! You’d think Philosophy Grad students would be on the A-List of every happenning College shindig, especially those involving hot promiscuous women – Continental Philosophers Gone Wild!

]]> By: grandmuffti http://www.jewlicious.com/2005/11/oral-sex-in-the-synagogue/#comment-156873 grandmuffti Mon, 14 Nov 2005 17:18:51 +0000 http://www.jewlicious.com/index.php/oral-sex-in-the-synagogue/#comment-156873 Muffti can't help but be a little bit amused by the notion of a rainbow party: why is it that such parties are relatively rare on university campuses when they seem to be a weekly occurrences in high school? Have we created a generation that gets less slutty as they get older? Or is Muffti just never invited to the right parties? Muffti can’t help but be a little bit amused by the notion of a rainbow party: why is it that such parties are relatively rare on university campuses when they seem to be a weekly occurrences in high school? Have we created a generation that gets less slutty as they get older? Or is Muffti just never invited to the right parties?

]]> By: taltman http://www.jewlicious.com/2005/11/oral-sex-in-the-synagogue/#comment-156865 taltman Mon, 14 Nov 2005 16:45:42 +0000 http://www.jewlicious.com/index.php/oral-sex-in-the-synagogue/#comment-156865 Jobber wrote: <i>Perhaps because a virus is much smaller than a molecule of water.</i> Jobber, I've now officially ranked your views on anything scientific as being just below that of Kansas. You may want to hit up your chemistry, virology, and microbiology books. AFAIK, a lubricated latex condom is an effective barrier to viral transmission, whether herpes or HIV. Jobber wrote: Perhaps because a virus is much smaller than a molecule of water.

Jobber, I’ve now officially ranked your views on anything scientific as being just below that of Kansas. You may want to hit up your chemistry, virology, and microbiology books. AFAIK, a lubricated latex condom is an effective barrier to viral transmission, whether herpes or HIV.

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