Comments on: Andrew Krucoff Bar Mitzvah Invite

By: American Apparel Blog » American Apparel sponsors Gawker Mascot Bar Mitzvah Bash

Mon, 19 Dec 2005 15:00:38 +0000

[...] Receiving his Bar Mitzvah 11 years late during his visit to Israel, American Apparel said “mazel tov” by supplying drinks and donuts. [...]

By: Harry

Harry — Thu, 15 Dec 2005 17:30:30 +0000

Could someone please call me and let me know what the deal is with this evening? Us Israelis of suburbia can’t just jump out of our apartments into a bar in downtown Jerusalem. We need to plan shit. Call me now bitches!

By: Harry

Harry — Thu, 15 Dec 2005 17:26:21 +0000

Smack!

By: esther

esther — Thu, 15 Dec 2005 15:25:08 +0000

Harry, could I have some tzedakah?

By: Harry

Harry — Thu, 15 Dec 2005 14:29:59 +0000

It was a very difficult morning. We should have downed the arak before the davening. The next person who asks me for tzedekah is going to get clocked in the face.

By: michael

michael — Thu, 15 Dec 2005 10:24:49 +0000

Drunk…stoned…Hebrew test in six minutes…I heart bar mitzvahs…

By: ck

ck — Thu, 15 Dec 2005 09:57:34 +0000

The Barmitzvah was very moving! Right now we’re all kinda drunk, so we’ll post pics and shit later. Mobius also has a video. Links to follow.

BTW Vodka and Arak do not mix. At all. Words to live by kiddies.

By: esther

esther — Thu, 15 Dec 2005 06:04:47 +0000

This just in for the Krucoff Bar Mitzvah update: it’s running on Jewish Standard Time. Apparently because some mysterious foods are needed to officially complete the Jewish man-ification of Young Krucoff. So stay tuned, if y’all aren’t sleeping. Time will tell as to whether the next ten minutes will actually have me spectating or sleeping…but in any case, mazal tov.

By: Jewlicious » War on X-Mas

Jewlicious » War on X-Mas — Wed, 14 Dec 2005 23:43:38 +0000

[...] That’s the buzz. Folks wishing you “Happy Holidays!” are not actually expressing their hope that your festive season will be joyous. What they are in fact doing is undermining Christianity and Christian values in America. Well, at least according to folks like Bill O’Reilly and others pissed at inclusiveness and the War on Christmas. The thinly or not so thinly veiled message is “First they killed Christ. Now they want to kill Christmas. Damn those Jews…” I just shake my head at the stupidity. Clearly, the French do not have a monopoly on narrow minded xenophobia. Which makes this blog post so odd – Neil Kramer, a Jew (duh!) going on and on about Andrew Krucoff’s adventures in Jerusalem, how the notion of cool Jews is dumb and then segueing into his take on the War – he’s pro-Christmas. I think. Whatever. read it, it’s funny. Or disturbing. I can’t figure it out. Also in the category of funny/disturbing is American Apparel’s 12 Days of Hanukkah Advent Calendar. OK, I get the point – pull on the date and save money on t-shirts or socks or jackets or whatever. I know American Apparel is very important, but what’s with the Hanukkah thing? It’s not even Hanukkah yet. There are 4 days of sale items left so hurry over and Save! Save! Save! A portion of the proceeds will be used to sponsor Krucoff’s Bar Mitzvah! Just his Bar Mitzvah though, not his briss. Thankfully, it seems that Avraham Baruch Krucoff already had a proper briss – certificate and all! I think I better shut up now. Those anti-histamines are kicking in and I am the highest I have ever been in Jerusalem so far. [...]

By: John

John — Wed, 14 Dec 2005 08:53:47 +0000

I guess the answer for Chutzpah is to move to Israel.