Comments on: Trying to Find a Nice Jewish Boy Who’ll “Stay”

By: themiddle

themiddle — Wed, 21 Jan 2009 02:29:41 +0000

How do you pronounce that word?

By: Bar Ilan Responsa

Bar Ilan Responsa — Wed, 21 Jan 2009 01:14:11 +0000

this is what we call at hebrew “CHEUBUN”

By: The Human Touch » Single Jew of the Month

The Human Touch » Single Jew of the Month — Wed, 08 Mar 2006 15:51:25 +0000

[...] One could argue that I already inaugurated this series last week with the story about Lisa Loeb’s quest for a nice Jewish boy. But, due to a lifelong obsession with both archeology itself and Indiana Jones as the hotness of science personified–as well as my own single and searching status–I couldn’t pass up this story (thanks EV for sending the article from the NY Times). [...]

By: grandmuffti

grandmuffti — Sun, 05 Feb 2006 15:55:35 +0000

hahah…Muffti likes Pygmy! But a few things to clear up
1) She’s not THAT talented unless you really like girl music about such deep topics as ‘I really miss you and I thought I was stronger but I’m not’, or, for a sampling of lyrics:

i didn’t come this far for you to make this hard for me.
and now you want to ask me “how?”
it’s like – how does your heart beat, and why do you breathe?
how does your heart beat, and why do you breathe?

2) The Commandments are clearly restricted in application: ‘though shalt not kill’ does not mean though shalt NEVER kill…there are circumstances where you can kill and if God says ‘Go kill those damn caananites in Jericho and I’ll giv eyou a hand in doing it’, well, then that’s what ya gotta do. Is that terrorism? No…that’s one nation’s army invading another nation. Muffti thinks these days we call it an unlawful violation of sovreignty.

This is one of the things that makes Muffti an atheist.

By: pygmy

pygmy — Sun, 05 Feb 2006 11:51:55 +0000

Sad- a modern artistic woman letting superficial religious considerations influence her mating and child-rearing choices. Will people ever shake off surface identity, and learn to focus deeper? One would have thought this very talented woman would be one. As for analytic questions and answers, what would she tell her children if they asked the following: “Mommy, Moses said in the Ten Commandments “Thou shalt not kill and Thou shalt not steal”, right? But then just after THAT, coming down from the mountain, everybody went into Canaan and, and I guess with Moses’ blessing, robbed and stole and killed all the people living in Jericho. And did they steal their land there? And in other cities? And kill a lot of people? Is that terrorism in the BIBLE mommy? Why, mommy, why?

Paging reform rebbe….

By: Chutzpah

Chutzpah — Sat, 04 Feb 2006 04:17:46 +0000

there are only a few requirements: heterosexual, educated, employed and jewish with a fully functioning penis. I didn’t even say well educated or well employed. why the shortage ???

By: grandmuffti

grandmuffti — Fri, 03 Feb 2006 00:01:52 +0000

Well, the Muffti doesn’t cry at movies…

By: Ephraim

Ephraim — Thu, 02 Feb 2006 23:35:52 +0000

Yeah, Muffti, but are you, you know, Sensitive?

By: grandmuffti

grandmuffti — Thu, 02 Feb 2006 23:01:28 +0000

Muffti is a heterosexual, educated Jewish Penis in the tri-state area! If only he could get himself employed…

By: Chutzpah

Chutzpah — Thu, 02 Feb 2006 20:59:29 +0000

Wait, stop the presses…a cute, successful Ivy- League Jewish female looking for a jewish guy who likes cats and chinese food and wants to have a serious realationship. …how unusual…NOT!!!

Yah know, let her freakin’ get in-line behind the rest of us. Didn’t anyone tell her that a serious shortage of heterosexual, educated and employed jewish penis is going on in the tri-state Metro area? (pun intended)

That beautiful, accomplished women now have to get themselves blogs and reality shows to find a spouse is just inexcusable. Now, not only does a woman need to be absolutely physically perfect and brainy, she needs to know how to promote and market herself above all the competition?

Is there any hope for the non-Grammy winners amongst us?

By: Ephraim

Ephraim — Wed, 01 Feb 2006 19:37:14 +0000

Cry at movies?

Does he need to like sunsets and long walks on the beach where they can talk about their feelings and shit too?

By: grandmuffti

grandmuffti — Wed, 01 Feb 2006 19:05:15 +0000

Whatever, Esther. I say, you only hear what you want to.

By: esther

esther — Wed, 01 Feb 2006 18:59:13 +0000

Bring it, Michael.

By: Jobber

Jobber — Wed, 01 Feb 2006 18:41:52 +0000

Not really a big fan. Let’s hope she doesn’t fall for the demonic Aish crap. Even Madonas Kabbala is 1000% better than the Aish level.

By: michael

michael — Wed, 01 Feb 2006 18:15:18 +0000

There WILL be retribution for that uncalled-for Madonna reference come June Birthright, Esther.

By: esther

esther — Wed, 01 Feb 2006 17:53:13 +0000

Whatever. You’re frozen…when your heart’s not open.

By: grandmuffti

grandmuffti — Wed, 01 Feb 2006 17:48:40 +0000

Whatever. Who needs a heart when a heart can be broken?

By: esther

esther — Wed, 01 Feb 2006 17:37:35 +0000

Muffti, I was actually going to say, “unless you have no heart…Muffti, this means you,” but decided to instead give you the benefit of the doubt.

By: Adrian Gonzales

Adrian Gonzales — Wed, 01 Feb 2006 16:56:24 +0000

You forgot the part where you include her phone number.

By: grandmuffti

grandmuffti — Wed, 01 Feb 2006 16:30:07 +0000

Well, Muffti is sad to learn that by Esther’s test, he clearly has no heart. Big surprise!