Israeli Moment: A Series

Visiting friend to guy at health food store: Excuse me, do you
Have kombucha tea?

Israeli clerk (thick accent): No, but we have kombucha in tablets.

Friend: Oh, I never have seen it like that – what does it do?

Clerk: It gives you energy and does something else, too, what do you want it to do?

4 total comments on this postSubmit yours
  1. Why is Alli posting something that does not involve penises? Or is that where the ‘energy’ goes?

  2. EXCELLENT – the moment described is SOOOO true, and timelessly Jewish!

  3. Then 10 minutes later when getting juice at a stand she said to the guy, “How do you say thank you? Ben Zona?”

  4. Ha Ha Ha! So that’s how my dad has been thanking me all these years…

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