Comments on: Israeli News Quiz

By: Grace

Grace — Thu, 23 Mar 2006 09:04:30 +0000

Bird flu. The world’s biggest kaparot!

By: VJ

VJ — Wed, 22 Mar 2006 08:56:54 +0000

OK I’ve never properly understood this, if Rav Batzri is the next ‘big’, why does he only seem to speak through his son on these horribly important issues of plagues & hot women. And oh, BTW, all those chickens, turkeys & ducks have not died yet. But the government might put them to death. Is there an edict he can offer here too? Just wondering. Cheers, ‘VJ’ [And no that's not my email addy].

By: josh

josh — Tue, 21 Mar 2006 22:20:02 +0000

All of the above.

Purim Hero,
Rav Batzri is a leading Israeli kabbalist and leading contender to succeed Rav Yitzhak Kaduri as the next ‘old kabblist’.

By: yaaziel

yaaziel — Tue, 21 Mar 2006 21:14:11 +0000

b-but they WERE hot…

By: Sarah N

Sarah N — Tue, 21 Mar 2006 20:19:18 +0000

Middle, didn’t you hear? There is no such thing as lesbians (according to the torah. I guess that leaves them in the clear, along with unicorns (do they have split hooves?) and the Loch Ness Monster (is that a similar shochet issue as a giraffe?)

By: themiddle

themiddle — Tue, 21 Mar 2006 18:39:02 +0000

Lesbianism is disallowed in Judaism?

By: Purim Hero

Purim Hero — Tue, 21 Mar 2006 18:34:17 +0000

Has anyone actually heard of this Kabbalah sage? For a prominant Rabbi, I’ve never heard his name. Usually when I hear an article talk about Kabbalah authorities I start thinking about the Kabbalah Center, “Rabbi” Berg, and of course Madona. Now, if they were making claims I could just reject it as nonsense, since most popular kabbalah is just like that nonsense. Only thing is… I just can’t see Madona knocking girl on girl action, not after the whole Britney incident. So I’m left wondering who this guy is… maybe he’s not a crackpot?

By: John

John — Tue, 21 Mar 2006 17:57:32 +0000

Actual glitter (Fairy Dust)

By: adrian

adrian — Tue, 21 Mar 2006 17:21:15 +0000

I know I’m just one of many, but I’m really getting addicted to your humor. Oh the wit!

By: esther

esther — Tue, 21 Mar 2006 17:07:50 +0000

Just you wait till I get there, John…I’ll bring some other women seductresses and we’ll cook up a whole mess of trouble…

And just to clarify, when you say “glitter,” do you mean actual glitter or the ill-fated Mariah Carey endeavor?

By: John

John — Tue, 21 Mar 2006 16:57:04 +0000

I’m in the kitchen with all my GAY friends in Jerusalem (gasp) right now cooking up the next big plague along with a plan to conquer the world thru glitter.

Double, double toil and trouble;
Fire burn and cauldron bubble!