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	<title>Comments on: Natalie Portman Kicks Your Ass!</title>
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		<title>By: Sarah N</title>
		<link>http://www.jewlicious.com/2006/03/natalie-portman-kicks-your-ass/comment-page-1/#comment-181370</link>
		<dc:creator>Sarah N</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 06 Mar 2006 23:46:37 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Just watched it on the NBC site- hysterical!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Just watched it on the NBC site- hysterical!</p>
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		<title>By: Sarah N</title>
		<link>http://www.jewlicious.com/2006/03/natalie-portman-kicks-your-ass/comment-page-1/#comment-181367</link>
		<dc:creator>Sarah N</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 06 Mar 2006 23:39:45 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>OK, why can&#039;t I get it to play... it just keeps loading.

BTW, I thought that Keira was Natalie Portman in the Pirates of the Carabien (sp?)  After the movie was over I found out it wasn&#039;t her and I was totally confused.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>OK, why can&#8217;t I get it to play&#8230; it just keeps loading.</p>
<p>BTW, I thought that Keira was Natalie Portman in the Pirates of the Carabien (sp?)  After the movie was over I found out it wasn&#8217;t her and I was totally confused.</p>
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		<title>By: chazarmaveth</title>
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		<dc:creator>chazarmaveth</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 06 Mar 2006 18:28:48 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>mmm.  yeah.  u-tube ain&#039;t carrying it anymore, &#039;cause of &quot;copyright issues.&quot;  as if NBC.com is carrying it?
it&#039;s also playing &lt;a&gt;here&lt;/a&gt;, for those who can&#039;t find it on youtube.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>mmm.  yeah.  u-tube ain&#8217;t carrying it anymore, &#8217;cause of &#8220;copyright issues.&#8221;  as if NBC.com is carrying it?<br />
it&#8217;s also playing <a>here</a>, for those who can&#8217;t find it on youtube.</p>
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		<title>By: esther</title>
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		<dc:creator>esther</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 06 Mar 2006 17:38:37 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Thank you, Ofri. You&#039;re 100 percent right about the Amadala decoy.

I do need to ask why my new gangsta nick is Grandmaster E and not Easy E. Oh wait--I just figured it out.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Thank you, Ofri. You&#8217;re 100 percent right about the Amadala decoy.</p>
<p>I do need to ask why my new gangsta nick is Grandmaster E and not Easy E. Oh wait&#8211;I just figured it out.</p>
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		<title>By: ofri</title>
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		<dc:creator>ofri</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 06 Mar 2006 15:49:01 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>i watched the whole show, it was pretty awful. that skit was amusing though. i really don&#039;t see the Keira Knightley comparison, but apparently she played the Amidala decoy (whatever that means) in Star Wars and when both Keira and Natalie were in makeup, their mothers couldn&#039;t tell them apart.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>i watched the whole show, it was pretty awful. that skit was amusing though. i really don&#8217;t see the Keira Knightley comparison, but apparently she played the Amidala decoy (whatever that means) in Star Wars and when both Keira and Natalie were in makeup, their mothers couldn&#8217;t tell them apart.</p>
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		<title>By: laya</title>
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		<dc:creator>laya</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 06 Mar 2006 09:09:55 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>that&#039;s seriously the funniest skit I&#039;ve seen from SNL. Ever. 

In other news, I think I actually like Natalie Portman again now. </description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>that&#8217;s seriously the funniest skit I&#8217;ve seen from SNL. Ever. </p>
<p>In other news, I think I actually like Natalie Portman again now.</p>
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		<title>By: grandmuffti</title>
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		<dc:creator>grandmuffti</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 06 Mar 2006 09:00:35 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>hehehe...Muffti liked it most when she ripped of NWA in the middle. NWA:
&lt;blockquote&gt;
(Easy E): 
And all you bitches, you know I&#039;m talking to you
(bitches):
We wanna fuck you EZ!
(Easy E)
I wanna fuck you too! 
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		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>hehehe&#8230;Muffti liked it most when she ripped of NWA in the middle. NWA:</p>
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(Easy E):<br />
And all you bitches, you know I&#8217;m talking to you<br />
(bitches):<br />
We wanna fuck you EZ!<br />
(Easy E)<br />
I wanna fuck you too!
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		<title>By: trekster.net &#187; natalie portman joins forces with a terrorist named v</title>
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		<dc:creator>trekster.net &#187; natalie portman joins forces with a terrorist named v</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 06 Mar 2006 07:41:59 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>By: trekster.net</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 06 Mar 2006 07:41:46 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>&lt;strong&gt;natalie portman joins forces with a terrorist named v&lt;/strong&gt;

	
Natalie Portman—who stars in the upcoming V for Vendetta as Evey, a young woman who ultimately joins forces with a terrorist named V (Hugo Weaving)—told SCI FI Wire that she prefers not to think of the film as either pure fiction or a reflection ...</description>
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<p>Natalie Portman—who stars in the upcoming V for Vendetta as Evey, a young woman who ultimately joins forces with a terrorist named V (Hugo Weaving)—told SCI FI Wire that she prefers not to think of the film as either pure fiction or a reflection &#8230;</p>
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		<title>By: John</title>
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		<dc:creator>John</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 06 Mar 2006 06:58:28 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>She stole my line! &quot;I never said I was a role model.&quot; That&#039;s me.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>She stole my line! &#8220;I never said I was a role model.&#8221; That&#8217;s me.</p>
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