Apr
08
2006

Starbucks: one of the most dangerous Zionist-terrorism tools in the world!

Written by ck

StarbucksSo claims Jordanian blogger Khobbeizeh. His proof includes the notion that the logo depicts Esther. No, not the famous blogger and writer (who will be in Israel this summer) nor the Kabbalist pop singer (who may or may not be in Israel in September), but rather Queen Esther “who saved the Jews from oppression as they claim.” He further states:

Howard Schultz [President and CEO of Starbucks] is an active Zionist, extremely sectarian for the Israeli army. He is supporting them with hundred of millions yearly from Starbucks’ income, and he’s one of the major sponsors of their weaponry, and an important fund raiser. He was honored by Israel with “The Israel 50th Anniversary Tribute Award” for his services to the Jewish state. His work as a propagandist for Israel has been warmly praised by the Israeli Foreign Ministry as being vital to Israel’s long-term public relations’ success … Now, what’s really ridiculous is the popularity of that café in the Arab world, and what made it worse those who go to that terrorist foundation to drink their coffee and “show off”! For what! Honestly, to anybody who knows that truth and insist on going there, I say “samm el hari” or “with all bitterness”. Spread the word.

Now, I’m no big fan of Starbucks, or of Coffee for that matter, but the notion that Starbucks supports the IDF to the tune of “hundred of millions yearly” is patently ludicrous. Khobbeizeh my friend, your ample Photoshop skills aside, you are an idiot. But it’s cool. All is forgiven because you come from Jordan, a country that has both a peace treaty with Israel and the stone cold hottie, Queen Raina. Watching her help sick kids and going about her Queenly duties, how can i ever be mad at any of her subjects?

blogger is zionistOh and one last thing Khobbeizeh – you may want to switch blog platforms. You are currently using Blogger, which is owned by Google. Google in turn is owned by Sergey Brin and Larry Page, both of whom are Jews and both of whom have invested in Israel. You don’t need to do research on this at all. Just take my word for it – look, I even added a Blogger logo with a Zionist star in order to demonstrate the authoritativeness of my post!

Hat tip to Lisa!

Posted in: Isralicious, Popalicious |

42 Comments »

  • dude, larry page and sergey are jewish? I never knew that! Is that true?

    Comment | 4/8/2006
  • ck

    Yup it’s true. They are indeed Jewish, just like you Adir, the founder of family oriented social networking site, Famoodle!

    Comment | 4/8/2006
  • Only one of them is Jewish. I think it’s Sergey.

    Comment | 4/8/2006
  • ofri

    I know Sergey Brin is Jewish, and pretty damned Jewlicious at that. And the Starbucks logo is a freakin’ mermaid.

    Comment | 4/8/2006
  • ck

    Larry Page’s mother is Jewish.

    Comment | 4/8/2006
  • we should invite them to the next Jewlicious @ thebeach.

    Comment | 4/8/2006
  • Wow, that’s a lot of information. You seem to know lots of stuff, CK–like that I might be in Israel this summer. Would you happen to know when? Feel free to reply offline whene’er this information is confirmed…

    Comment | 4/9/2006
  • Is intel company own my jewish person?

    Comment | 4/9/2006
  • Sadly, Italian Jew, I’m afraid that the Worldwide Head Office of All Jewish Businesses was unable to get its hands on Intel, although it was run by a Jewish executive for some years.

    Comment | 4/9/2006
  • Zack

    Damn, this is a funny post! :D
    I was always a bit frustrated with how the big Jewish plot to take over the world never included me. I would quit my day job in a heartbeat for a chance to dominate the world.

    Comment | 4/9/2006
  • mohammad

    I have to admit it that your comments on khobbeizeh [that I've deleted using the Jewish way in the media] made me laugh ” seriously” with that sarcastic way, but I really deleted them cause I don’t want to go further, khobbeizeh will try to give human and artistic touches more than anything. Maybe you can find more answers in some future posts, other than that, your insults make no sense.
    p.s: you’re really active, I got a couple of phone calls and came back to find more 2 comments!good blogger.

    Comment | 4/9/2006
  • ck

    Mohammad! I am so happy you came for a visit! Ahlan Wa Sahlan – you are wwelcome here any time! Like I said before chabibi, I will never delete your posts. If you ever make it to Jerusalem I will be honored to serve you tea and cookies at my apartment.

    I am sorry you didn’t find my comments funny and felt the need to delete them. But I respect your decision nonetheless. Please come by and visit us again.

    Comment | 4/9/2006
  • mohammad

    Oho that’s what I forgot to mention, it seems that you really know a lot about your products ck, maybe you can provide me with an official list of the Zionist products, that would be a big different help from the original source! If you’ll be serious and not sarcastic again send it to my email, if not, forget about this comment. And sorry, but honestly I’m not interested in this page, it has nothing to do with me except for your offensive post and my 2 comments! thx

    Comment | 4/9/2006
  • ck

    Mohammad, seriously, you are always welcome here. Don’t take our joking around too seriously. As for Zionist products – how do you define that? Is it enough that a Jew was involved in it? Or does it have to be made in Israel? Help me out here – define what a Zionist product is and I’ll gladly give you a list.

    Comment | 4/9/2006
  • CK, you slay me. Thanks for this post – it’s great. I hope Mohammad does come back, ’cause he sounds like a fun guy. Meanwhile, please prepare that list; I’m kinda curious to learn more about the international Jewish conspiracy for world domination too.

    D’you think that the guys who control the banks would help me out with my overdraft?

    BTW, you should update your links: my new URL is ontheface.blogware.com.

    Hag sameach, babe.

    Comment | 4/9/2006
  • I am so going out and buying a triple-foam whatever- they- have- latte now that I know Starbucks supports the Zionist Entity. Thanks Muhammad!

    Comment | 4/9/2006
  • Do you mean to say that all that “venti”, “grande” BS is a marketing ruse? That all I have to do is go up to the counter, give a conspiratorial wink and whisper “gadol” and they’ll give me a capuccino and an 18% zionist discount?

    Comment | 4/9/2006
  • Challah Eater

    I thought only Sergey was Jewish. Well, now that oyu say Larry is Jewish, well, that makes it all the more interesting.

    Comment | 4/13/2006
  • hitler

    why would you support the IDF. I’m german and i have nothing wrong with jews, its the israelis and their influence on U.S. foreign affairs, and the millions they killed, the israelis have killed so much more fucking arabs than the germans killed jews. Fuck zionism and fuck terrorism and fuck the idf and fuck ISRAEL. thank you for your time.

    Comment | 5/7/2008
  • Ephraim

    Hi, Hitler!

    If, as you say, the “the israelis have killed so much more fucking arabs than the germans killed jews”, there wouldn’t be any “Palestinian problem” because they would all be dead, you stupid fucking krauthead.

    Fuck you for your time!

    Comment | 5/7/2008
  • (NK) Natura Karta

    Hi Ephraim (Father of the nation),

    Thank you for you polite comments, however Mr. Hitler is correct Zionists have murdered millions of people including arabs and are until today causing hardship to millions and probably will continue to be a destructive influence in Human History.

    Most definitely the worst group of people to ever be recorded (not remembered hopefully) in Human History.

    Oh yeah – Starbucks is a supporter of Zionism and its destructive influence in the world…kindly BOYCOTT!!!

    NK

    Comment | 1/10/2009
  • NK-poser, you forgot to switch IPs, so the site admins know who you are. Anyhow, next time you try posing as a member of Neturei Karta, make sure you don’t post on Shabos.

    Comment | 1/10/2009
  • ck

    Sigh. I thought maybe our friends at the Neturei Karta decided that it was ok to violate the sabbath if it was for the sake of baiting the Zionists. That would make sense and would be as solid a Jewish value as all the other narishkeit they promote. But no. NK is as much a member of the Neturei Karta as I am. Which is to say, not at all. His affiliation is as false as the idiotic claim that Israel has killed millions of people. Or the claim that Starbucks sends hundreds of millions of dollars of aid to the IDF.

    Comment | 1/10/2009
  • J.Miller

    Link to video of “PEACEFUL” protesters destroying a starbucks across the street from israeli consulate in london

    Comment | 1/12/2009
  • J.Miller

    Sorry here is the link

    uk.youtube.com...

    Comment | 1/12/2009
  • MrT

    Ephraim : “Hi, Hitler!

    If, as you say, the “the israelis have killed so much more fucking arabs than the germans killed jews”, there wouldn’t be any “Palestinian problem” because they would all be dead, you stupid fucking krauthead.

    Fuck you for your time”

    Maybe you should look at the facts instead! Approx. 400.000 jewish were killed during world war II and not however (millions) you may think.. look at the real studies made on the “holocaust”. The rest is made up by the jews!

    ciao mr. ignorant. lol

    Comment | 1/17/2009
  • A shtickele dreck..

    Comment | 1/17/2009
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  • Hello – here in Beirut there are lots of Starbucks protests. We wrote a piece examining whether any of the grounds for protest were true: nowlebanon.com...

    Comment | 3/25/2009
  • You have no clue…………………look around you it’s to late.thay will round you up at 4am.2 weeks before marshall law.and take you to your new summer home.you are going to love the ovens…he he

    Comment | 4/4/2009
  • i wish and pray that the zionists taste the wrath of God for the blood they have shed and the plunder they have caused not just in Palestine but through out the world may their end come soon

    Comment | 4/15/2009
  • i wish and pray that the zionists taste the wrath of God for the blood they have shed and the plunder they have caused not just in Palestine but through out the world may their end come soon if they dont come on the path of righteousness

    Comment | 4/15/2009
  • Wow, a fucking poet.

    Comment | 4/15/2009
  • RedLeft

    Fuck Zionism. It’s a fascist movement that has destroyed the good spirit of judaism. Israel has become the new Nazi Germany.

    Comment | 4/22/2009
  • The “good spirit of Judaism” was when you enjoyed seeing Jews as victims. Now Jews defend themselves but to you that’s Nazism.

    How ignorant are you? On average, every two days BEFORE they even implemented the Final Solution, The Nazis killed about as many defenseless, non-violent, innocent Jews as the Israelis have killed Palestinians, most of whom were terrorists and militants, in the past eight years of the war which the Palestinians launched after being offered a state by Israel.

    Comment | 4/22/2009
  • Aminuximus

    “themiddle”. I m sorry but it s like if I saw u wrote “jews r defending themselves”. Defending for u is to invade a country and kill and terrorisz its poeple? It s to hit schools, houses, and lands with heavy arms? it s to kill men, wemen, and kids INTENTIONALLY? What right u have in that land? no right buddy. Ur zionist entity was created in 1948, where were u before? none of ur leaders was born on that Palestinian land. It has been and it is and it will always be Palestine :)

    Comment | 8/3/2009
  • learn some history

    Comment | 8/3/2009
  • Ephraim

    U R such luzr, their is nevr any plase called Palestine, I knoe this is sad 4 U but you shood lern sum reel history, LOL, FOAD, STFU, Jooz rool!

    Comment | 8/3/2009

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