Comments on: Forward’s 50 Sexiest Jews Alive!

By: Jon C.

Jon C. — Fri, 10 Nov 2006 20:56:38 +0000

great ephraim, now i can defile her in my fantasies and have 100 percent assurance I could take her home to mom. (if my mother was in fact jewish, i was rich and famous, and i looked more like matt damon and less like ck (just kidding dude i think you man-pretty, but in a completely(mostly) heterosexual way)… )

By: Ephraim

Ephraim — Fri, 10 Nov 2006 18:46:11 +0000

Jon:

OK, good enough. She’s in.

By: ramon marcos

ramon marcos — Fri, 10 Nov 2006 06:08:29 +0000

Indeed Gossamer… language like that is what lost the election for George Allen. That and the fact he was a dick… you and George Allen and your racist slurs…

Where did you come up with 47?

By: Esther

Esther — Fri, 10 Nov 2006 06:01:49 +0000

Boy, talk about a disproportionate reaction, Gossamer. Did you not see my wish to read the list and my hopeful tone about things being fixed soon?

I take exception to your language. I mean, 47 monkeys wearing “I Heart Hashem” shirts? Preposterous! Some of them wear “Challah Hu Akbar” shirts. And they DO prefer the term “mentally challenged.”

By: Jon C.

Jon C. — Fri, 10 Nov 2006 03:43:47 +0000

saw her in a picture w/ spielberg @ a shoah conference thing…. not sure if thats jewish enough, but im defending her yiddishkeit cause she’s hot

By: Ephraim

Ephraim — Fri, 10 Nov 2006 02:57:16 +0000

I think Scarlett Johansson is hot, but AFAIK, she has no connection to Yiddishkeit other than an accident of birth. At any rate, I haven’t heard of her doing anything particularly Jewish.

I think such lists should be confined to people who at least display some sort of voluntary connection to Yiddishkeit.

IMNSHO, as babelicious as Scarlett is, she is not yet Jewlicious.

Juicy, yes, but not Jewcy.

By: Rabbi Yonah

Rabbi Yonah — Fri, 10 Nov 2006 00:38:56 +0000

Where is the My Urban Kvetch 18?

By: ramon marcos

ramon marcos — Thu, 09 Nov 2006 23:23:19 +0000

It’s obvious that Gossmaer is the reason middle didn’t make the list.

By: themiddle

themiddle — Thu, 09 Nov 2006 22:36:01 +0000

Uh oh, I think the part-time IT guy for the Forward just found us.

Not to worry “Gossamer,” I won’t cancel my newly revived subscription to your fine paper just because you’re a little touchy this afternoon. That list did suck, though.

By: Gossamer

Gossamer — Thu, 09 Nov 2006 21:57:26 +0000

Please do not admonish the fine web department at Forward.com for a temporary glitch. Look how horrible this toilet you call a website looks. I think it was designed by 47 retarded Monkeys wearing I (heart) Hashem shirts.