Jewlicious still on first page of nose warts

Posted by themiddle on 12/11/2006 in Jewlicious · 8 Comments

Gotta love Google!

Here’s the original post. And of course, here’s another classic wart post (it includes a link to the other classic, “terrorists with combovers”). Ahh, the good old days.

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grandmuffti

12/11/2006

OK, Muffti’ll be the one to ask.

TM, why were you searching for links about ‘nose warts’?

themiddle

12/11/2006

Contrary to what you might be thinking…I was actually looking at our CGRef page to see what recent searches led people to us. Along with searches for Amy Winehouse, Jewish pornography, knafeh, “David Beckham Jewish” and Borat, somebody had come to us through a search for nose warts. So I took a look and lo and behold…there we are after all these months.

12/11/2006

Well that’s cool and all TM. I know people come to us through all sorts of bizarre key word searches. But, and I have to ask this, with Iran’s Holocaust Investigation conference going on, a political crisis in Lebanon, Jimmy Carter going batshit on Israel, and Tori Spelling’s Yard sale, surely we could have blogged about something other than nose warts, no?

Awww… who am I kidding. I love mindless posts like these, even if they are to blogs what candy are to teeth. Nothing personal…

laya

12/11/2006

“even if they are to blogs what candy are to teeth”

You mean like causing them to rot, become painful and have to get pulled?

I see what you’re saying…

Nathan

12/11/2006

god knafeh makes me puke, even thinking about it, where is my trash can. cultural question of the moment: why the heck do middle eastern people like everything so freakin’ ~~sweat~~ sweet?!!?!

Nathan

12/11/2006

crap, I thought I caught that spelling mistake, oh well.

12/12/2006

I got you covered Nathan. Pretty funny spelling mistake though…

But I want to expand on the middle’s post a bit. Here are some funny recent search terms:

hot israeli girls
Jewish Babes
Miri Eisin (coincidence?)
Scarlett Johansson Jewish
kaffiyeh hipster
yeshiva borat (??)
shakshuka recipe (of course)
female israeli soldiers photos sexy
most beautiful frum girl
halacha and oral sex
bowling for kristallnacht (??)
amy winehouse
why bob dylan alicia keys
sarah silverman
conservative judaism blogs
sleeper cell american terror
jewish men dating outside their religion
moroccan chanukah doughnut recipe (you want this, trust me)
dress british think yiddish
erotic chanukah cards

I could go on and on. See? It’s addictive…

themiddle

12/12/2006

For a while there we were at the top for Orthodox Anarchist.

Can somebody post about halacha and oral sex? I’m curious.

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