Feb
20
2007

Oh, it seems Jews also invented the penis extender and the gramophone

Written by themiddle

Okay, okay, it’s a Corvette and only some people use it in the manner described above while others are quite fond of its sporty feel and powerful engine, but aren’t you proud that it was co-created by Zora Arkus-Duntov? Where’s that baby Tzofia? She deserves to know and be proud.

While on the subject of pride and inventions, we shep naches knowing that Emile Berliner invented the gramophone!

Also, Hedy Lamarr, Hollywood starlet, was the inventor of the Frequency Hopping Spread Spectrum, which along with its wartime applications, enabled wireless communication.

Brought to you by the Jewish people – be nice to our drunken frat-boys, the one sitting next to you may be famous one day.

More at Wikipedia’s List of Jewish Inventors.

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