Comments on: Jewish Life in a Small Town http://www.jewlicious.com/2007/09/jewish-life-in-a-small-town/ It's a Jewish Blog! Thu, 09 Feb 2012 20:17:46 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 By: israluv http://www.jewlicious.com/2007/09/jewish-life-in-a-small-town/#comment-691537 israluv Mon, 17 Sep 2007 06:54:28 +0000 http://www.jewlicious.com/?p=3786#comment-691537 BRILLIANT anti semite joke... will have to repeat it (and give credit to the cartoonist!) shannah tov BRILLIANT anti semite joke… will have to repeat it (and give credit to the cartoonist!)

shannah tov

]]> By: ewink http://www.jewlicious.com/2007/09/jewish-life-in-a-small-town/#comment-691045 ewink Mon, 17 Sep 2007 02:17:23 +0000 http://www.jewlicious.com/?p=3786#comment-691045 My PE coach in elementary school told me I was going to hell...but then a classmate told me that it was okay that I was Jewish as long as I still believed in Jesus. And they made me sing Christmas songs. One year, I got out of the Christmas song assembly, led by the assistant principal who I hated, and I went to the computer lab to play games. Apparently they forgot about me, and I played games the whole day instead of going back to class when the assembly was over. That was in Buda, Texas. Austin's a lot better... ...even if we do have a bit of Texas in Austin and are all therefore crazy. Like the 10,000 seat + artificial turf + embedded football lines + painted end zones + jumbotron -football stadium my high school opened during my senior year. The inaugural game in the stadium was on Rosh haShana. I got every Jew in the school to sign a letter to the school board telling them to go to hell. My PE coach in elementary school told me I was going to hell…but then a classmate told me that it was okay that I was Jewish as long as I still believed in Jesus. And they made me sing Christmas songs. One year, I got out of the Christmas song assembly, led by the assistant principal who I hated, and I went to the computer lab to play games. Apparently they forgot about me, and I played games the whole day instead of going back to class when the assembly was over.

That was in Buda, Texas.

Austin’s a lot better…

…even if we do have a bit of Texas in Austin and are all therefore crazy. Like the 10,000 seat + artificial turf + embedded football lines + painted end zones + jumbotron -football stadium my high school opened during my senior year. The inaugural game in the stadium was on Rosh haShana. I got every Jew in the school to sign a letter to the school board telling them to go to hell.

]]> By: Rabbi Yonah http://www.jewlicious.com/2007/09/jewish-life-in-a-small-town/#comment-691034 Rabbi Yonah Mon, 17 Sep 2007 01:07:39 +0000 http://www.jewlicious.com/?p=3786#comment-691034 THe rest of the cartoons left me laughing very loud. Especially the tennis one and the hitler one. THe rest of the cartoons left me laughing very loud. Especially the tennis one and the hitler one.

]]> By: PrincessOfPower http://www.jewlicious.com/2007/09/jewish-life-in-a-small-town/#comment-690910 PrincessOfPower Sun, 16 Sep 2007 17:48:05 +0000 http://www.jewlicious.com/?p=3786#comment-690910 Where I came from people would reflexively use anti-semitic slurs. They claimed it wasn't really anti-semitism but just part of their regular vocabulary. Where I came from people would reflexively use anti-semitic slurs. They claimed it wasn’t really anti-semitism but just part of their regular vocabulary.

]]> By: Sarah http://www.jewlicious.com/2007/09/jewish-life-in-a-small-town/#comment-690892 Sarah Sun, 16 Sep 2007 16:39:14 +0000 http://www.jewlicious.com/?p=3786#comment-690892 Ha, where I come from, older people used to check my forehead for horns when I was small (no kidding). Since I was born with black eyes, I suppose one could never know ;) Ha, where I come from, older people used to check my forehead for horns when I was small (no kidding). Since I was born with black eyes, I suppose one could never know ;)

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