You Can Do It, God Can Help
Written by spawnof6
Homes have Home Depot, and now sukkahs (or sukkot, if we’re going to be grammatically correct) now have Sukkah Depot. They have sukkah kits making it so very easy for all of us to fulfill the mitzvah of building a sukkah. My personal favorite item is the stained glass wall panel (haha). Traditionally, one is supposed to build a sukkah after the fast of Yom Kippur ends, so for those of you that don’t live in a dorm room or a tiny apartment, get on it! I would love to see what one of these kits from Sukkah Depot looks like in real life, so if you build one, you absolutely must invite me over. ok?
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Sukkah Depot! Just like Home Depot! Except without so many pipes and plumbing supplies and tools and probably not as many lesbians. Not that there’s anything… oh shut up Dave.
Remember not to buy from succah.com The guy still refuses to give his wife a Get.
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oh ck, you just crack me up…
In Israel, you can buy a sukkah at Home Depot.
If you can by one at Home Depot here in Israel, I’m sure Ace Knei U’Bnei aren’t sitting on their hands.
You can buy a sukkah on the street here. Jerusalem is rotten with sukkot…
I just pictured some bums on the street corners, one advertizing “Rolex, Rolex, Rolex”, the next one “DVDs, DVDs, DVDs”, the third one going “sukkot, sukkot, sukkot”.
The Russian word that pronounces like sukkah means “bitch”.
The guy who won’t give his wife a get is
Sam Rosenbloom, and he owns the websites succah.com and succah.safeweb...,
this is from the OU (for those who haven’t heard about it yet) He has failed to comply with an order issued by the Baltimore Bet Din (Jewish court). Mr. Rosenbloom owns and operates an on-line sukkah business at succah.com . We strongly recommend that no Jewish person buy from his website. Until he gives his wife a get, she is not permitted to remarry under Jewish law.