With a writer’s strike in Hollywood gripping the city like a shortage of lattes, here are some Jewlicious ideas for late-night TV host Jon Stewart, whose programs were the first to suffer the effects of the WGA strike:
10. Go to Israel and study
9. Write your memoir
8. Join Jewlicious as a blogger
7. Become a slam-poet
6. Learn to bake challah
5. Start building your Monster Menorah
4. Eat falafel with ck in Machane Yehuda
3. Become a spokesman for a Jewish charity
2. Launch the independent Comedy Party
1. Be a Jewlicious Taglit-Birthright Israel trip adviser
bubba
11/7/2007
11. divorce his shiksa wife and marry Jewish
bubba
11/7/2007
11. divorce his shiksa wife and marry Jewish
Giyoret
11/7/2007
He’s awfully cute, isn’t he?
Bubba, you are being unduly harsh. He has two kids. Don’t you think a more sane option would be for her and the kids to convert? More than one way to skin a cat, you know.
Tori
11/7/2007
Jon Stewart cares about Israel? Since when?
bubba
11/7/2007
Giyoret ,
1. marriage conversions are a meanigless farce that last only as long as the marriage.
2. There is no better litmus test for Jewish loyalty than marrying Jewish
“Be a Jewlicious Taglit-Birthright Israel trip adviser”
The whole point of Taglit is to prevent Jews from intermarriage.
Eric
11/9/2007
I know plenty of Intermarried Jews, Christians, and atheists who care about Israel more. On top of that, they don’t coddle dictators, communist thugs, and extreme leftist politicians, throw softballs to anti-Semites, anarchists, and Holocaust Revisionists, and decide to turn on/off comedian/pundit status any time they are pressed by another interviewer. Stewart sucks and is another stupid Hollywood Useful Idiot.
Sarah
11/10/2007
Eric, there goes your softer side…
Anyhow, I don’t think there’s anyone who can actually prove that their family tree is free of intermarriage.
Zionist
11/10/2007
It’s impossible for anyone to prove who all their ancestors were but I’m pretty sure that there are Jews who have a family tree “free from intermarriage.”
With the Jewish history of forced conversions the more appropiate question is can Gentiles prove that they don’t have any Jewish ancestors?
Sarah
11/11/2007
Zionist, would it even matter? “If not I for myself, who then?” (Hillel)