Comments on: It’s Official: Madonna Is A Gentile http://www.jewlicious.com/2007/12/its-official-madonna-is-a-gentile/ It's a Jewish Blog! Thu, 09 Feb 2012 20:17:46 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 By: Emmanuel http://www.jewlicious.com/2007/12/its-official-madonna-is-a-gentile/#comment-776454 Emmanuel Thu, 06 Dec 2007 00:01:34 +0000 http://www.jewlicious.com/?p=3959#comment-776454 So what, you can't celebrate Christmas and still be a Jew? Anyway just because she acts "Jewish" sometimes, doesn't make her a Jew. Did she ever "convert"? So what, you can’t celebrate Christmas and still be a Jew? Anyway just because she acts “Jewish” sometimes, doesn’t make her a Jew. Did she ever “convert”?

]]> By: judi http://www.jewlicious.com/2007/12/its-official-madonna-is-a-gentile/#comment-774686 judi Wed, 05 Dec 2007 02:29:37 +0000 http://www.jewlicious.com/?p=3959#comment-774686 So, no Bat Mitzvah for Lourdes? So, no Bat Mitzvah for Lourdes?

]]> By: Yitzi http://www.jewlicious.com/2007/12/its-official-madonna-is-a-gentile/#comment-774516 Yitzi Tue, 04 Dec 2007 19:09:25 +0000 http://www.jewlicious.com/?p=3959#comment-774516 Y-Love, Y-Love.....focus here..... you're the best but should we care about this...again?? Y-Love, Y-Love…..focus here….. you’re the best but should we care about this…again??

]]> By: Rabbi Yonah http://www.jewlicious.com/2007/12/its-official-madonna-is-a-gentile/#comment-774226 Rabbi Yonah Tue, 04 Dec 2007 01:05:53 +0000 http://www.jewlicious.com/?p=3959#comment-774226 Thank God for this, on many levels. One, all the Kabob Center Heads running around claim that Kabobalah is the primary religion, and that Judaism is second. Second, all the Kabobniks that listen to my podcasts that call into great doubt Madonnas links to Judaism and kaballah, can now see that their idol has not hung up her stockings for good, rather they are still there on the mantel. Y-Love give us more! Thank God for this, on many levels.

One, all the Kabob Center Heads running around claim that Kabobalah is the primary religion, and that Judaism is second.

Second, all the Kabobniks that listen to my podcasts that call into great doubt Madonnas links to Judaism and kaballah, can now see that their idol has not hung up her stockings for good, rather they are still there on the mantel.

Y-Love give us more!

]]> By: Y-Love http://www.jewlicious.com/2007/12/its-official-madonna-is-a-gentile/#comment-774175 Y-Love Mon, 03 Dec 2007 22:42:28 +0000 http://www.jewlicious.com/?p=3959#comment-774175 BATAPT?!?!? Instant classic Yiddish word right there :) BATAPT?!?!?

Instant classic Yiddish word right there :)

]]> By: zulubaby http://www.jewlicious.com/2007/12/its-official-madonna-is-a-gentile/#comment-774174 zulubaby Mon, 03 Dec 2007 22:41:40 +0000 http://www.jewlicious.com/?p=3959#comment-774174 File this one under: Who Cares? Seriously. File this one under: Who Cares?

Seriously.

]]> By: Sarah http://www.jewlicious.com/2007/12/its-official-madonna-is-a-gentile/#comment-774164 Sarah Mon, 03 Dec 2007 22:27:09 +0000 http://www.jewlicious.com/?p=3959#comment-774164 In one of my impromptu impersonation-moments, I tried singing "Like a Virgin" in Yiddish: "azoy vi a bsule / batapt fir dos same ershte mol..." In one of my impromptu impersonation-moments, I tried singing “Like a Virgin” in Yiddish: “azoy vi a bsule / batapt fir dos same ershte mol…”

]]> By: Esther http://www.jewlicious.com/2007/12/its-official-madonna-is-a-gentile/#comment-774143 Esther Mon, 03 Dec 2007 21:22:36 +0000 http://www.jewlicious.com/?p=3959#comment-774143 Look, when you're named after the mother of Jesus, you're likely to have an identity crisis. As long as she's not bad for the Jews, she can dabble in different religions until the sacred (or red) cow comes home. Secondly, Christmas and Easter are not canceled any more than there should be crying in baseball. Deny them, boycott them, but no one, even Madonna as apparent leader of the free world, can cancel them both. And third, anyone jonesin' for a hit of those good old days when Madge and Brit were Kabbalah sisters, or when Madonna stole my name, can reflect on those moments by perusing the contents of the <a href="http://estherkustanowitz.typepad.com/myurbankvetch2005/madonnanthology/index.html" rel="nofollow">"Madonnanthology" category </a> over at <a href="http://myurbankvetch.com" rel="nofollow">My Urban Kvetch</a>, Look, when you’re named after the mother of Jesus, you’re likely to have an identity crisis. As long as she’s not bad for the Jews, she can dabble in different religions until the sacred (or red) cow comes home.

Secondly, Christmas and Easter are not canceled any more than there should be crying in baseball. Deny them, boycott them, but no one, even Madonna as apparent leader of the free world, can cancel them both.

And third, anyone jonesin’ for a hit of those good old days when Madge and Brit were Kabbalah sisters, or when Madonna stole my name, can reflect on those moments by perusing the contents of the “Madonnanthology” category over at My Urban Kvetch,

]]> By: Sarah http://www.jewlicious.com/2007/12/its-official-madonna-is-a-gentile/#comment-774134 Sarah Mon, 03 Dec 2007 20:58:44 +0000 http://www.jewlicious.com/?p=3959#comment-774134 Or maybe she outrules any holiday that clashes with a low-carb, no-fat diet ;) Or maybe she outrules any holiday that clashes with a low-carb, no-fat diet ;)

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