Apr
29
2008

God Loves The Montreal Canadians

Written by ck

Hitler Loves the Philadelphia Flyers



 
The Montreal Canadians are in a best of seven playoff series against the Philadelphia Flyers. Tuesday night they lost 3-2 in Philadelphia, giving the Flyers a 2-1 lead in the series. The Flyers won thanks to their Philthy ways – a brutal hockey style and some of the dumbest, loudest, nastiest fans in all hockeydom. The fans booed the Canadian national anthem and screamed “USA! USA!” during a 1st period brawl – despite the fact that more than half their team… is Canadian.

I live in Jerusalem. This is where God lives and I know he’s rooting for the Habs. The video above shows why – because Hitler loves the Flyers. Probably Osama Bin Laden, Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, Nassrallah and Haniyeh too.

OK, ok. I know this is stupid. But I miss Montreal during the playoffs. It’s my way of participating. There’s just no hockey in Jerusalem! Sue me.

13 Comments »

  • Joshua

    Uhh, yeah. Go Pens!

    Comment | 4/29/2008
  • Tom Morrissey

    Those Philly fans really are uncivilized. Go Habs! Can’t wait for ‘em to win so I can smash some storefronts and burn police cruisers.

    Comment | 4/29/2008
  • Giyoret

    No arguments here about Philly fans. And, as an aside, people who eat cheesesteaks are revolting, too. That’s as much Philly hate I can summon up.
    ‘Cause the rest is really ok. :)
    Peace, people…. XO

    Comment | 4/29/2008
  • Tom Morrissey

    There’s always Jimmy Rollins and Ryan Howard.

    Comment | 4/29/2008
  • ramon marcos

    That was as funny as the one they did (same scene) about the Dallas Cowboys.

    Comment | 4/29/2008
  • ramon marcos

    Okay, different guys… but here it is…

    youtube.com/wa...

    Comment | 4/29/2008
  • God loves the Red Wings.
    Sorry Dave.

    Comment | 4/30/2008
  • ramon marcos

    G-d loves the (paste your Boston/New England team name in here). Right Tom?

    Comment | 4/30/2008
  • Tom Morrissey

    Like G-d says in Deuteronomy, Ramon– “Just win, baby.”

    Comment | 4/30/2008
  • xisnotx

    anyone see that movie?

    Comment | 5/1/2008
  • josh

    I don’t follow the Habs anymore, but I was sort of curious of all the hype this year. I must of thought that they were in the Stanley Cup with all the excitement I wasn’t successful at avoiding, but you mean that people are only freaking out about the stinking beginning of the playoffs?

    Comment | 5/4/2008
  • ramon marcos

    xixnotx – great flick. As a Bruno Ganz fan, however, I’m biased. But the whole film was done great.

    Tom Tom Tom… Hawks take you to seven. Buckle up.

    Comment | 5/4/2008
  • Carl Greenberg

    More great Montreal insanity.

    youtube.com/wa...

    Comment | 5/5/2008

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