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It’s Tri-State Jews and that’s why the world hates them.

Thank you for your friendship bloggers.

However, my Kollelnick Landlord had my Orthodox downstairs neighbors harrass me out out of my apartment because the “THE” Yeshiva Ketana wants to put a parking lot here and this is the only building the Yeshiva hasn’t purchased yet. ..little things like stealing my doorbell, throwing chocolate milk at my mailbox and putting my laundry in a pile of oil in the basement….then I hear her on the cordless phone outside my window bragging about what a “huge chessed” she did for “the community”. My Ex’s very frum wife screams at my children every time they take an apple from the refrigerator without asking. Finally, every man on Jdate over 50 is looking for women in the 25-35 year old age range.

I’m moving out of the Plifton eruv and if my kids are getting tortured by their stepmother on Shabbat they will have to take a cab to get to me and chalk it up to “pichach nefesh”. I never want to see another Orthodox Jew again as long as I live.

The secular ones haven’t impressed me much lately either. My last employer was [names edited by tm]of NJ. He declared bankruptcy and now I have to fight for back wages he owes me but used to take luxury vacations to Dubai instead of using them for Research.

They don’t make Jewish men like my Grandfather, Father, Uncle, Cousins and Brothers anymore. There is really nothing nice left to say about the Jews other than they put out some funny, informative and entertaining blogs.

I don’t know what to do with the part of my identity that is so intrinsically tied to Judaism, the love I feel for The Creator of the Universe, or the pride I feel for the accomplishments the Jews have made with the State of Israel, but I need to throw the baby out with the bathwater for now.

Too many have suffered too much for too long in the name of religion. Fuck it.

That’s for the fortysomething schmiel with bad teeth who lives in his mom’s basement.

Although I’ll not underestimate the self-destructive capacity of Jewish neuroses, I’ll also not underestimate the idiotic assumptions bred of lackadaisically American ways of thinking. And Stewart’s got both things going for him. So make sure to tell his country to fuck off too!

My guess is he’s got Issues.

But what Jew doesn’t?

Bernstein, he’s a young hot sexy guy doing young hot sexy adventurous stuff. You could call him “Allen Stewart Konigsberg” and he’d still be a young hot sexy guy doing young hot sexyy adventurous stuff.

I think blogging is a great way for people to connect, share their experience and help others. I personally began privately writing about myAliyah experience over 2 years ago for personal reasons and only recently began publishing. I was thrilled to hear that others were receptive to my writing style.

Keep up the Jewish Blogging!

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Jessica – The Aliyah Survivor

MUL, so I guess you have a problem with all celebrities both Jews and non-Jews, who have stage names for WHATEVA reason? Many of theses reasons have nothing to do with self-esteem, religion, self-hatred, or trying to “pass”. They call it “show business” for a reason.

As to my “complexes” , I prefer to call them “issues” and yeah, everyone’s got some. Yes…a man in a hard hat and toolbelt turns me on, ditto for the Indiana Jones look. As for Doctor scrubs, not so much, too Jewish.

Now where did I put my son’s Zaboomafoom video’s…

Pseudonyms in cyberspace are different from stage names, wouldn’t you say? I wouldn’t imagine a television personality going by “Froylein” either!