Comments on: I am learning how to fight the Jews and kill Jewish children http://www.jewlicious.com/2008/09/i-am-learning-how-to-fight-the-jews-and-kill-jewish-children/ 100% Kosher Sat, 21 Nov 2009 02:55:34 -0500 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.8.6 hourly 1 By: D.SPEAR http://www.jewlicious.com/2008/09/i-am-learning-how-to-fight-the-jews-and-kill-jewish-children/comment-page-1/#comment-1342712 D.SPEAR Mon, 17 Aug 2009 18:53:14 +0000 http://www.jewlicious.com/?p=5091#comment-1342712 CHUTZPAH: YOURE REALLY AN ASSHOLE! CHUTZPAH:

YOURE REALLY AN ASSHOLE!

]]> By: Jewlicious » Blog Archive » So what? I’ve been busy! http://www.jewlicious.com/2008/09/i-am-learning-how-to-fight-the-jews-and-kill-jewish-children/comment-page-1/#comment-1054055 Jewlicious » Blog Archive » So what? I’ve been busy! Tue, 30 Sep 2008 16:18:13 +0000 http://www.jewlicious.com/?p=5091#comment-1054055 [...] apple tarte’s for my sonny for simply making my day with his very sweet and flattering appraisal a couple of weeks ago after a car got into the wrong lane and almost caused a full-frontal collision [...] [...] apple tarte’s for my sonny for simply making my day with his very sweet and flattering appraisal a couple of weeks ago after a car got into the wrong lane and almost caused a full-frontal collision [...]

]]> By: Chutzpah http://www.jewlicious.com/2008/09/i-am-learning-how-to-fight-the-jews-and-kill-jewish-children/comment-page-1/#comment-1030244 Chutzpah Thu, 04 Sep 2008 23:18:50 +0000 http://www.jewlicious.com/?p=5091#comment-1030244 Sorry Krawitz, I meant the Aish YouTube video that J.Miller posted above your post in #22 Sorry Krawitz, I meant the Aish YouTube video that J.Miller posted above your post in #22

]]> By: Jewish Mother http://www.jewlicious.com/2008/09/i-am-learning-how-to-fight-the-jews-and-kill-jewish-children/comment-page-1/#comment-1029983 Jewish Mother Thu, 04 Sep 2008 18:29:43 +0000 http://www.jewlicious.com/?p=5091#comment-1029983 What about the little matter in CK's post, up at the top of this thread, complete with a photo? CK is being remarkably patient. Maybe he has given up on this thread. Oh well. I have hijacked plenty of threads myself. The kid should put the gun down and marry a nice girl. So there. Where is Esther when we need an editor? What about the little matter in CK’s post, up at the top of this thread, complete with a photo? CK is being remarkably patient. Maybe he has given up on this thread.

Oh well. I have hijacked plenty of threads myself.

The kid should put the gun down and marry a nice girl. So there.

Where is Esther when we need an editor?

]]> By: aaron http://www.jewlicious.com/2008/09/i-am-learning-how-to-fight-the-jews-and-kill-jewish-children/comment-page-1/#comment-1029890 aaron Thu, 04 Sep 2008 17:10:53 +0000 http://www.jewlicious.com/?p=5091#comment-1029890 HAHA. Adam, your ability to start a shitstorm with us a few words dazzles me. I've got my seat ready for what happens next. Chutzpah, I fully agree with you. You're ready to author a full wiki on your frustrations and observed inconsistencies. It is growing a bit stale, but the random 'This Rosh Yeshiva secretly slept with four of his students while nursing a nasty coke habit' fact manages to draw my attention when used sparingly. And SEX? Why didn't you tell us this before? I'm always ready to discuss that on the table. I heard a lecture about sacred sexuality and sexual repression in the Shulchan Orech, and its discrepancies with the commandments to sexually fulfill your partner, esp. the wife. Or perhaps only the wife. Screw the husband. (Not literally, though I bet that's implied as well). Shed some light on this? Fro, sorry to hear about the near accident. Ich dachte, Deutsch-Treiber sind meist sehr sicher? And this 10% rule...wow. Maybe the top 20% get stickers on their canteens? HAHA. Adam, your ability to start a shitstorm with us a few words dazzles me. I’ve got my seat ready for what happens next.

Chutzpah, I fully agree with you. You’re ready to author a full wiki on your frustrations and observed inconsistencies. It is growing a bit stale, but the random ‘This Rosh Yeshiva secretly slept with four of his students while nursing a nasty coke habit’ fact manages to draw my attention when used sparingly. And SEX? Why didn’t you tell us this before? I’m always ready to discuss that on the table. I heard a lecture about sacred sexuality and sexual repression in the Shulchan Orech, and its discrepancies with the commandments to sexually fulfill your partner, esp. the wife. Or perhaps only the wife. Screw the husband. (Not literally, though I bet that’s implied as well). Shed some light on this?

Fro, sorry to hear about the near accident. Ich dachte, Deutsch-Treiber sind meist sehr sicher?

And this 10% rule…wow. Maybe the top 20% get stickers on their canteens?

]]> By: Adam Hyman http://www.jewlicious.com/2008/09/i-am-learning-how-to-fight-the-jews-and-kill-jewish-children/comment-page-1/#comment-1029872 Adam Hyman Thu, 04 Sep 2008 16:52:06 +0000 http://www.jewlicious.com/?p=5091#comment-1029872 Chutzpah and DigitaL: How about this? The top 10% of everyone don't have to serve in the Army. They should have to do something though that benefits the country. Either learning Torah or studying the sciences. Conservative/Reform/Jew4Jesus/Christian religious students should not be able to get exempted from the army - even if they are Jews, because they're not studying what the State of Israel (and most Israelis) hold to be Judaism. Chutzpah and DigitaL: How about this?

The top 10% of everyone don’t have to serve in the Army.

They should have to do something though that benefits the country. Either learning Torah or studying the sciences.

Conservative/Reform/Jew4Jesus/Christian religious students should not be able to get exempted from the army – even if they are Jews, because they’re not studying what the State of Israel (and most Israelis) hold to be Judaism.

]]> By: froylein http://www.jewlicious.com/2008/09/i-am-learning-how-to-fight-the-jews-and-kill-jewish-children/comment-page-1/#comment-1029793 froylein Thu, 04 Sep 2008 15:39:18 +0000 http://www.jewlicious.com/?p=5091#comment-1029793 Adam, a little word from the wise, "Class is not a facial cream." And no, I'm not going to be at Jewlicious 5 as I've got a full-time job and won't take extra time off apart from my holidays if not absolutely necessary. I'll mail you a cardboard nose though if you hope to treat the attendees to your stage appearance there. Who knows? They might find you funny. I don't. Sonny, that was very sweet of you. It made my day after an almost full-frontal collision on my motorbike as a car driver cut a turn and ended up in the wrong lane. Chutzpah, I take it the tights have to be opaque? Are they at least allowed to be somewhat fashionable? Adam, a little word from the wise, “Class is not a facial cream.”
And no, I’m not going to be at Jewlicious 5 as I’ve got a full-time job and won’t take extra time off apart from my holidays if not absolutely necessary. I’ll mail you a cardboard nose though if you hope to treat the attendees to your stage appearance there. Who knows? They might find you funny. I don’t.

Sonny, that was very sweet of you. It made my day after an almost full-frontal collision on my motorbike as a car driver cut a turn and ended up in the wrong lane.

Chutzpah, I take it the tights have to be opaque? Are they at least allowed to be somewhat fashionable?

]]> By: Cole Krawitz http://www.jewlicious.com/2008/09/i-am-learning-how-to-fight-the-jews-and-kill-jewish-children/comment-page-1/#comment-1029313 Cole Krawitz Thu, 04 Sep 2008 06:29:35 +0000 http://www.jewlicious.com/?p=5091#comment-1029313 Chutzpah, I have no idea what you're talking about re: your comment after mine. Are you confusing me with ck? I didn't post a video, so I have no idea what you're commenting on... Chutzpah, I have no idea what you’re talking about re: your comment after mine. Are you confusing me with ck? I didn’t post a video, so I have no idea what you’re commenting on…

]]> By: Chutzpah http://www.jewlicious.com/2008/09/i-am-learning-how-to-fight-the-jews-and-kill-jewish-children/comment-page-1/#comment-1029141 Chutzpah Thu, 04 Sep 2008 02:25:57 +0000 http://www.jewlicious.com/?p=5091#comment-1029141 DON"T GET ME STARTED ON "FASHION" JM. My daughter had to wear pantyhose, a skirt below her knee and a button down long sleeve shirt OVER a long sleeve tee shirt for her first day at an all girls Yeshiva. G-d forbid one of her classmates or female teachers should see her collar bone in 90 degree heat. Or worse a Rabbi could have walked by her and get an immediate hard-on because he can't control his impure thoughts when looking at a 9th grader. And yes, my daughter is especially gorgeous and HOT (in those clothes) Did she look like "the Daughter of the King" as the Bas Yisroel rethetoric says...no, she looked like a kid who didn't read the weather report before going outside. Does anyone think I'm going to ever get over these anger issues, because my Shrink says I will as soon as my youngest turns 18, which is 8 years and quite frankly, I'm starting to bore myself with all my same complaints about the Orthodox. Can we talk about sex instead, that never gets boring. DON”T GET ME STARTED ON “FASHION” JM. My daughter had to wear pantyhose, a skirt below her knee and a button down long sleeve shirt OVER a long sleeve tee shirt for her first day at an all girls Yeshiva. G-d forbid one of her classmates or female teachers should see her collar bone in 90 degree heat. Or worse a Rabbi could have walked by her and get an immediate hard-on because he can’t control his impure thoughts when looking at a 9th grader. And yes, my daughter is especially gorgeous and HOT (in those clothes)

Did she look like “the Daughter of the King” as the Bas Yisroel rethetoric says…no, she looked like a kid who didn’t read the weather report before going outside.

Does anyone think I’m going to ever get over these anger issues, because my Shrink says I will as soon as my youngest turns 18, which is 8 years and quite frankly, I’m starting to bore myself with all my same complaints about the Orthodox.

Can we talk about sex instead, that never gets boring.

]]> By: Chutzpah http://www.jewlicious.com/2008/09/i-am-learning-how-to-fight-the-jews-and-kill-jewish-children/comment-page-1/#comment-1029129 Chutzpah Thu, 04 Sep 2008 02:17:26 +0000 http://www.jewlicious.com/?p=5091#comment-1029129 Would there be a 10% rule for the non-religious schmucks as well, because there is supposed to be some sort of democracy involved. How would one figure out who made the 10% of the top Schmucks list? What if their were different factions of shmucks? What if the top Schmucks really should not be allowed near a gun or heavy machinery either? Why are the Hareidi's studies more important to Israel than the studies of a Conservative or Reform Rabbinical Student? Why are the Haredi studies more important than anyone who wants to study math or science or literature? Oh, because the Haredis said so. I get it now. Would there be a 10% rule for the non-religious schmucks as well, because there is supposed to be some sort of democracy involved.

How would one figure out who made the 10% of the top Schmucks list? What if their were different factions of shmucks? What if the top Schmucks really should not be allowed near a gun or heavy machinery either?

Why are the Hareidi’s studies more important to Israel than the studies of a Conservative or Reform Rabbinical Student?

Why are the Haredi studies more important than anyone who wants to study math or science or literature?

Oh, because the Haredis said so. I get it now.

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