Well at least the kids will be Jewish…
Jewish actress Scarlett Johansson and actor Ryan Reynolds got secretly married on Saturday night, with Scarlett’s mother and brother attending the small ceremony at a wilderness resort near Vancouver. No Rabbi was in attendance and Woody Allan reportedly wept uncontrollably upon hearing the news.
OK, I made that last part up. But still. Oh well…
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Hockey Mom and “Ice” President Sarah Palin
...in the feel good movie of the season: It's Friday. JP Morgan ate Washington Mutual, my upcoming trip to Paris is going to cost a fortune because the dollar's in a free fall and we're all just goofing off. I ...
aaron
10/1/2008
Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo.
Ephraim
10/2/2008
Wow.
It’s a shaygets-palooza.
Lucky bastard.
JL
11/16/2010
Good.. He’ll breed the jew out of her.
ck
11/17/2010
So JL if you were to be convicted of a felony and sent to jail for several years where you would be inevitably gang raped daily by numerous convicts of varying ethnic and racial backgrounds, would they be able to breed the dumbass out of you?
One can always dream.
Leah
11/25/2010
ok, ck that is absolutely hilarious….
Jewmanburgstein
12/15/2011
The Jews are smart to breed with other races to make their offspring blend in more easily. They are also improving their genetics and their offspring will be much better looking than full blooded Jews, less succeptable to anti-semitism. Less likely to be as offesives to non Jews as the look and behavior of full blooded, bad looking jews.