Scarlett Johansson Weds Ryan Reynolds
Written by ck
Well at least the kids will be Jewish…
Jewish actress Scarlett Johansson and actor Ryan Reynolds got secretly married on Saturday night, with Scarlett’s mother and brother attending the small ceremony at a wilderness resort near Vancouver. No Rabbi was in attendance and Woody Allan reportedly wept uncontrollably upon hearing the news.
OK, I made that last part up. But still. Oh well…
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Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo.
Wow.
It’s a shaygets-palooza.
Lucky bastard.
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