Comments on: Faux Kabbalah=Bad Sex: Guy Ritchie on Madonna

By: David

David — Thu, 23 Oct 2008 21:51:49 +0000

That was actually way more information than was required on this topic.

By: Jack

Jack — Thu, 23 Oct 2008 16:14:46 +0000

Call me crazy, but Madonna has looked this way for a long time. Why is he acting like he is surprised by this.

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christian nympho — Thu, 23 Oct 2008 14:45:49 +0000

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By: Kari

Kari — Thu, 23 Oct 2008 04:01:45 +0000

froylein: Madonna is not to be compared with Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris is beyond compare.

By: froylein

froylein — Wed, 22 Oct 2008 19:54:17 +0000

Kari, that’s because if Madonna dips into the water, she doesn’t get wet. The water turns Madonna.

Oh, silly me, that was Chuck Norris!

Ah well, neither can act.

And I wholeheartedly agree with Sheela. I’ve never considered Moadonna pretty (or a good singer for all I care), but since she’s been toned more than a prize catcher, I’ve found her overall appearance rather repulsive. Still, she’s got great business sense, got to give her that.

By: Alex

Alex — Wed, 22 Oct 2008 19:46:05 +0000

And I’ll take Horowitz over Friedman any day! Or Jackie Mason over the Sarah Silverman any day.

By: sheela

sheela — Wed, 22 Oct 2008 19:19:18 +0000

Meh, real women have curves.
As far as Jew cool goes, I’d take Matisyahu over Madonna any day.

By: Tom Morrissey

Tom Morrissey — Wed, 22 Oct 2008 18:57:26 +0000

It’s a little sad that Madonna’s been lost to the Catholic community– but wonderful that she’s enriching the Jewish tradition. She makes an ancient faith seem very, very cool. Kudos, Material Girl!

If Ritchie can’t stand sleeping with an athetic woman, he’s really got problems. Best of luck to him in his post-divorce endeavors as chubby chaser.

By: Kari

Kari — Wed, 22 Oct 2008 18:12:15 +0000

Just a very practical question: If Madonna wants to be the quintessential kabbalistic Jew, as indicated by her refusal to perform on Shabbat and other Jewish holidays, her association with the Kabbalah Center, etc…. Why hasn’t she gotten herself mikvah’d yet?

By: TM

TM — Wed, 22 Oct 2008 17:31:24 +0000

And Bill Maher makes movies suggesting the religion is a bad thing.

By: TM

TM — Wed, 22 Oct 2008 17:29:07 +0000

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