Comments on: Today, I Killed a Chicken

By: jew lover 69 so fine

jew lover 69 so fine — Wed, 25 Mar 2009 05:25:02 +0000

chickens are good people. you never hear about a chicken going home and beating his hen. that’s because chickens are good people.

By: Grand Muffti

Grand Muffti — Tue, 07 Oct 2008 15:20:25 +0000

CK, the stupid chicken fucker, is welcome any time he likes at Muffti’s place. Even if it’s for ass kicking reasons.

Told ya you were brutal.

By: Jewlicious » Blog Archive » Tandoori Chicken, Deutschland Style

Jewlicious » Blog Archive » Tandoori Chicken, Deutschland Style — Tue, 07 Oct 2008 11:53:37 +0000

[...] You knew I was going to do it. [...]

By: froylein

froylein — Tue, 07 Oct 2008 06:43:40 +0000

ck, I prefer tandoori chicken or chicken tikka masala over Ashkenazi-style chicken or matzoh ball soup any given day. And I’m not the American type – my spice rack isn’t there to cover a stain on the wallpaper. Also, it contains more than a pitcher of salt. Suppose I’ll have to take a pic for you after cooking.
BTW, I’m not going to the festival either. Will you also drop by to kick my tuches?

By: ck

ck — Tue, 07 Oct 2008 02:06:14 +0000

Muffti: I knew that already. I hope Sam’s speech will make for a scintillating replacement. I’m still gonna come up there and kick your ass. Calling me a stupid chicken fucker… Good thing I am in the east and you are in the furthest west.

By: Ephraim

Ephraim — Tue, 07 Oct 2008 02:04:20 +0000

Is gollus-boy a vegetarian, ck? I expect you would know.

If he isn’t, he’s a fucking hypocrite.

Gotta go. Got a moose hunting date with Sarahcuda Palin. She’s got some kick-ass Gatlings on her helicopter.

And we might even waste some cute little bunnies, too.

Just for fun.

By: Grand Muffti

Grand Muffti — Tue, 07 Oct 2008 01:44:08 +0000

Muffti hopes hat special delivery package is a dead chicken. yum. And say what you want about carnivores, but killing a chicken for blog foddor? whoa. And muffti though agriprocessors were cruel

this is good time to tell you, however, taht muffti can’t make jewlicious festival this year.

By: ck

ck — Tue, 07 Oct 2008 01:26:35 +0000

Now now Ephraim. Relax….

By: Ephraim

Ephraim — Tue, 07 Oct 2008 00:21:18 +0000

Are you a vegetarian on top of everything else, DK? Or just a self-righteous asshole?

Of course you have to get all huffy and offended by the idea that, chas v’shalom, a Jew might want to shecht the meat he eats. Because that’s, like, barbaric, right? Leave it to the murderous, bloodthirsty right-wing Zionist fanatic to want to murder chickens, right?

You had better the fuck be a vegetarian dickface. If you eat any kind of meat at all, or wear leather products, then STFU.

By: ck

ck — Mon, 06 Oct 2008 23:39:48 +0000

Oh Muffti. Read before jumping to conclusions. There were many very real world motivations for killing that chicken – blog fodder for one. And if I am brutal with my one dead chicken… well, think about that for a minute. Also, I never denied I was stupid. And I am definitely brutal as you will soon find out in person. Jewlicious Festival is rapidly approaching which means I’ll be coming up to see you with a special delivery package for your head waiting in my pocket.

Heh. Mmmm. Tandoori chicken Deutchland style!