Comments on: Today, I Killed a Chicken

By: jew lover 69 so fine

jew lover 69 so fine — Wed, 25 Mar 2009 05:25:02 +0000

chickens are good people. you never hear about a chicken going home and beating his hen. that’s because chickens are good people.

By: Grand Muffti

Grand Muffti — Tue, 07 Oct 2008 15:20:25 +0000

CK, the stupid chicken fucker, is welcome any time he likes at Muffti’s place. Even if it’s for ass kicking reasons.

Told ya you were brutal.

By: Jewlicious » Blog Archive » Tandoori Chicken, Deutschland Style

Jewlicious » Blog Archive » Tandoori Chicken, Deutschland Style — Tue, 07 Oct 2008 11:53:37 +0000

[...] You knew I was going to do it. [...]

By: froylein

froylein — Tue, 07 Oct 2008 06:43:40 +0000

ck, I prefer tandoori chicken or chicken tikka masala over Ashkenazi-style chicken or matzoh ball soup any given day. And I’m not the American type – my spice rack isn’t there to cover a stain on the wallpaper. Also, it contains more than a pitcher of salt. Suppose I’ll have to take a pic for you after cooking.
BTW, I’m not going to the festival either. Will you also drop by to kick my tuches?

By: ck

ck — Tue, 07 Oct 2008 02:06:14 +0000

Muffti: I knew that already. I hope Sam’s speech will make for a scintillating replacement. I’m still gonna come up there and kick your ass. Calling me a stupid chicken fucker… Good thing I am in the east and you are in the furthest west.

By: Ephraim

Ephraim — Tue, 07 Oct 2008 02:04:20 +0000

Is gollus-boy a vegetarian, ck? I expect you would know.

If he isn’t, he’s a fucking hypocrite.

Gotta go. Got a moose hunting date with Sarahcuda Palin. She’s got some kick-ass Gatlings on her helicopter.

And we might even waste some cute little bunnies, too.

Just for fun.

By: Grand Muffti

Grand Muffti — Tue, 07 Oct 2008 01:44:08 +0000

Muffti hopes hat special delivery package is a dead chicken. yum. And say what you want about carnivores, but killing a chicken for blog foddor? whoa. And muffti though agriprocessors were cruel

this is good time to tell you, however, taht muffti can’t make jewlicious festival this year.

By: ck

ck — Tue, 07 Oct 2008 01:26:35 +0000

Now now Ephraim. Relax….

By: Ephraim

Ephraim — Tue, 07 Oct 2008 00:21:18 +0000

Are you a vegetarian on top of everything else, DK? Or just a self-righteous asshole?

Of course you have to get all huffy and offended by the idea that, chas v’shalom, a Jew might want to shecht the meat he eats. Because that’s, like, barbaric, right? Leave it to the murderous, bloodthirsty right-wing Zionist fanatic to want to murder chickens, right?

You had better the fuck be a vegetarian dickface. If you eat any kind of meat at all, or wear leather products, then STFU.

By: ck

ck — Mon, 06 Oct 2008 23:39:48 +0000

Oh Muffti. Read before jumping to conclusions. There were many very real world motivations for killing that chicken – blog fodder for one. And if I am brutal with my one dead chicken… well, think about that for a minute. Also, I never denied I was stupid. And I am definitely brutal as you will soon find out in person. Jewlicious Festival is rapidly approaching which means I’ll be coming up to see you with a special delivery package for your head waiting in my pocket.

Heh. Mmmm. Tandoori chicken Deutchland style!

By: Grand Muffti

Grand Muffti — Mon, 06 Oct 2008 23:26:27 +0000

Clearly you are a chicken lover rebelling against your own inherent want to fuck chickens. Kinda like that south park episode.

What’s appalling about this is not that you killed a chicken, but that you killed a chicken because you actually believe that this helps you with God. That any reasonable God will be the kind of person who’d say ‘sure he did bad shit, but at least he killed some chicken…’

All due respect, it makes you brutal AND stupid.

By: froylein

froylein — Mon, 06 Oct 2008 22:27:41 +0000

I’ll make tandoori chicken tomorrow in your honour.

By: ck

ck — Mon, 06 Oct 2008 22:21:30 +0000

Isaac: Is it really about that? Winning? I never took you for an Alpha Male Commenter type. Yes. Froylein likes Maimonides reasoning in this case, but pretty much disagrees with his bedrock 13 articles of faith. Great. She and Jeff are suddenly more Catholic than the Pope and deem Kapparot to be nothing less than Avoda Zara (!!) – wowie! And everyone misses the point. Totally.

So bravo. Good job. You win a Pyrrhic victory. We’re on the same side in case you haven’t noticed. With just one small difference. A chicken.

By: froylein

froylein — Mon, 06 Oct 2008 21:57:52 +0000

ck, I find Maimonides’ reasoning in this very case more convincing as well as his effective history. But I’m retarded, as you know.

By: Isaac

Isaac — Mon, 06 Oct 2008 20:43:09 +0000

I’m happy to agree to disagree, but in case you were taking a tally I wont the debate

By: ck

ck — Mon, 06 Oct 2008 20:32:11 +0000

OK. I disagree.

By: Jeff Eyges

Jeff Eyges — Mon, 06 Oct 2008 19:23:56 +0000

You can say “I consider it Avoda Zara”

OK. I consider it avoda zara.

By: ck

ck — Mon, 06 Oct 2008 19:03:10 +0000

Gevalt. In this case the means were not that horrible. That chicken was going to die one way or another. The slaughter wasn’t rushed as I had gotten there early and there were no crowds. A poor woman got a meal out of it. No one would give a rat’s ass if I just ragged on unlimited meat consumption. But we can agree to disagree Isaac. My tendency is to be a bit provocative. What can I say? No one would pay attention to me otherwise.

Froylein: So you’re cool with Maimonides 13 articles of faith as well? You find those pretty convincing?

By: Isaac

Isaac — Mon, 06 Oct 2008 18:20:55 +0000

No. The ends doesnt always justify the means.

By: froylein

froylein — Mon, 06 Oct 2008 18:19:53 +0000

Maimonides is way more convicing to me.