Israel Beware! The Madonna Has landed


And already she has prevented a sabbath violation!

Im Shomer Fucking Shabbes

I'm Shomer Fucking Shabbes

So I’m sitting at a place called Tarrantino on Hillel and the paper near me (Yediot) reports that Madonna landed last night at Ben Gurion. Accompanied by her kids and a large posse, Esther plans on visiting Jerusalem prior to her two shows at Park Hayarkon in Tel Aviv on Tuesday and Wednesday. Yediot reports that her crew was already in town last week to build the stage for the shows. However, Madonna insisted that all work cease Friday night so as to avoid a violation of the Sabbath. OK, all that kabbalah junk aside, see? Madonna is more Jewish than you are. Heh. Shavuah tov Madge. Break a leg. Tuesday’s show is sold out but some tickets are still available for the next day’s show with prices starting at 490 NIS (about $125).

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3 Comments

  1. Bar Mitzvah Photographer

    8/30/2009 at 1:41 pm

    So Israel sends it’s artists here on goodwill tours and Tel Aviv gets Madonna.

    I think we got the better side of that deal.

  2. Ben-David

    8/31/2009 at 4:27 pm

    Sorry – she is just scary looking now.

    Put on some body fat, willya?

  3. What War Zone???

    9/5/2009 at 12:42 am

    CK, are you done with Aroma? Don’t see you there anymore…

    Benji

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