If froylein can write a post about Iceland that has nothing to do with anything Jewish then so can I! Well, bagels are Jewish but these bagel head guys are not deformed – this is merely the latest Japanese body modification trend.
“The look is accomplished through the use of a saline solution drip, which is injected at your local tattoo/piercing shop by a professional piercer. The injection causes massive swelling, which can then be molded and pressed into the shape of your choosing… Naturally, the Japanese chose the logical shape of a bagel… Thankfully, the bagels only last for one night before your body gobbles up the saline solution and your skin returns to normal. Still, possible side effects include headache, infection, stretched skin, the inability to wear a hat and getting laughed at by everyone who looks at you.”
Trendsters in Tokyo and Osaka also inject saline into their butts and boobs! For more pics and details regarding this bizarre, made in Canada trend check out this article in the aptly named Bizarre Magazine.
froylein
10/23/2009
Has Froylein written a post about Iceland?
What War Zone???
10/23/2009
How about people who have shawarma coming out of their head? I do I get me one of those blog posts?
Benji
froylein
10/23/2009
Actually, that technique is used in certain parts of the BDSM scene as well, but not necessarily on such public body parts. Can I go into some detail without being chided?
Tom Morrissey
10/23/2009
BDSM is perfectly fine, just don’t mention J Street.
Tom Morrissey
10/23/2009
Or, for that matter, that most self-loathing of all subs, Goldstone.
froylein
10/23/2009
I wasn’t going to post a piece of sultry erotica…
themiddle
10/23/2009
“I wasn’t going to post a piece of sultry erotica…”
Why not?
Why bother otherwise?
froylein
10/23/2009
I just wanted to be informative for a change, not just decorative.
Tom Morrissey
10/23/2009
We’ll settle for non-sultry erotica.
froylein
10/23/2009
As if any of you wanted to read about my erotic fantasies….
themiddle
10/23/2009
I personally don’t. Whatever you do, Froylein, please do not share your erotic fantasies with us. If you do, I intend to set up a commission headed up by a certain Jewish South African judge to investigate.
froylein
10/23/2009
No worries, Middle, I’d feel like cheating if I did.
themiddle
10/23/2009
Oh well, reverse psychology fails to work once again.
froylein
10/24/2009
Reverse psychology only works with children and men.
themiddle
10/24/2009
That explains a lot…
Tom Morrissey
10/24/2009
fro’s in NYC this morning, so I assume she’s got some bagels and bondage going on right about now.
froylein
10/24/2009
Actually, I’m still in the progress of getting dressed, which takes me under three minutes on workdays, but up to three hours on vacation.
And I think I’ll skip on breakfast today as there are only so many bagels with creamcheese I can handle per year. There’s a reason why the bagel died out in Germany and was only preserved in the poor shtetls of the east.
Tom Morrissey
10/24/2009
You try to fit that flak jacket under those form-fitting threads of yours and sure, it’ll take three hours.
froylein
10/24/2009
Form-fitting? Part of the famed European sense of fashion is not to try to look like a 17-year-old when you aren’t.