Introducing Amy Winehouse’s New $56k Boobs

Sigh.

There you go boys.

There you go boys.

Never let it be said that we’re not uh… responsive to our readers’ demands. Amy Winehouse has two new friends and she’s been showing them off all over London and the press. The new boob job reportedly cost $56,000 – I have no idea how breast augmentation surgery can cost that much – and came at the tail end of a tumultuous year for pop crooner. Winehouse divorced her loser husband Blake Fielder-Civil and has reportedly recovered from substance abuse problems that have been plaguing her for years.

Frankly, I don’t really care about Winehouse’s boobs. I’m pleased as punch that she’s healthy and hoping against hope that this now means that her collaboration with Mark Ronson to produce a holiday album of Chanukah songs is back on track. We can do without the Christmas songs though. Yay!

Founder of Jewlicious? Publisher? Man I hate titles. I coined the name Jewlicious and I slave over the site. I live in Jerusalem and I need to get some breakfast.

3 Comments

  1. Tom Morrissey

    10/24/2009 at 12:47 pm

    Thanks, ck!!

    Let’s hope this gives Amy a very firm foundation of self-esteem for many, many years to come!

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  3. J.Miller

    10/25/2009 at 7:04 pm

    The reason it cost some much for this boob job is simple.They are not filled with saline,but rather Vodka that is slowly released into the blood stream.When she is running low the doctor just gives her a fill up.

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