Oh Those Jews!

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It’s like been an avalanche of silliness for Jews, Jew haters, Jewish Jew haters, and just plain morons of late. I’m not goig to label anyone, because that would be politically incorrect, but what am I supposed to do with all this nonsense?? For instance, the State Department released some archival documents from the Nixon administration which contained some bon mots by one Jew named Henry Kissinger:

A White House official, Leonard Garment, saying he was flooded with letters and phone calls with Jewish appeals, asked Kissinger for help and guidance. The late Alexander Haig, Nixon’s national security adviser, sent him Mrs. Meir’s letter and said “We will have to consider the best means by which to proceed.” … According to transcripts released by the State Department, Kissinger, who was Haig’s deputy, said to Garment: “Is there a more self-serving group of people than the Jewish community?” Kissinger is Jewish… Garment, also Jewish, replied: “None in the world.” … At this point, Kissinger was quoted as saying “What the hell do they think they are accomplishing?” … Kissinger went on: “You can’t even tell bastards anything in confidence because they’ll leak it.” … But Kissinger said he would take up the issue with Soviet Ambassador Anatoly Dobrynin and also meet again with Jewish leaders. “They ought to remember what this administration has done,” he said.

First of all, “Leonard Garment?” Back in the Shtetl was his name Lieb Shmatta? As for Kissinger, was he simply internalizing his boss, President Nixon’s casual anti-Semitism? How else to explain the attitude of this Jew who achieved the power that he did thanks to inroads made by other “self-serving” Jews? Heh. Still no comment from Kissinger’s office.

But whatever, Kissinger is an old man now. We have to start thinking about things like what street in New York will we name after him? How about we rename Avenue J deep in the heart of Brooklyn “Henry Kissinger Way?” A sign on Avenue J was recently vandalized to read Avenue Jew. The proximity of Jews and stupid anti-Semites seems like an ideal place to remember Henry.

And after the ceremony, maybe we can go to Efraim’s Barber Shop on 2385 Nostrand Avenue just off of Avenue J(ew) and ask for a Hitler Haircut. Yes. I said Hitler Haircut. The New York Times Style section noted:

CLEAN-CUT young men have been going to F.S.C. Barber in the West Village and asking for the same haircut: buzzed on the sides, longer on top and slicked back with a dab of pomade. You could call it a modified McSqueeb, a J. Edgar Hoover or maybe a Jimmy Darmody, after the character in “Boardwalk Empire.” … But a lot of them just ask for a Hitler Youth, said Sam Buffa, a founding partner of the barbershop. “I was trying to not use that” term, he added.

See? People can be sensitive, and even well-meaning, but they can still raise the ire of the ADL. Like the otherwise fine and clever people at Wódka Vodka. These purveyors of quality discount vodka have used clever ads in past advertising campaigns ie “Hamptons Quality. Newark Pricing” and the more provocative “Escort Quality. Hooker Pricing.” For the upcoming holiday season I guess they decided to stick with provocative when they put up these billboards in a few locations in New York:

Yeah. “Christmas Quality. Hanukkah Pricing.” The Jews weren’t amused and now the billboards are down. Kissinger would probably say that this was yet another example of the Jews acting in a grossly self-serving manner, getting in the way of the Vodka dudes spreading vodka fueled holiday cheer at discount prices. Oy. But what do you want? People can’t leave us alone. Like, check out these dudes. They put out a clever video on YouTube showcasing their musical chops and mastery of Internet memes. 43 memes in 3:53 seconds – stuff like badgers, chocolate rain, Charlie bit my finger, rickroll etc. It’s funny and it’s catchy and here it is:

So yeah, guaranteed viral! Over 6.5 million views, nearly 200,000 likes and over 60,000 comments. Thing is that the members of the GAG Quartet are Israeli. As a result, a nice chunk of the comments referenced horrifically anti-Semitic and anti-Israel comments. Why? I don’t know. It’s ridiculous. What does this video have to do with race or politics? I guess when it comes to Jew hating, people don’t really need a good reason to go off the handle. Maybe that explains why Jews are, you know, so self-interested sometimes?

Ah what do I know…

Founder of Jewlicious? Publisher? Man I hate titles. I coined the name Jewlicious and I slave over the site. I live in Jerusalem and I need to get some breakfast.

5 Comments

  1. themiddle

    11/23/2011 at 1:46 am

    He always was an asshole. Now we know to what extent. According to that article, he sat on the news that Israel was being attacked on Yom Kippur for 3.5 hours before telling Nixon. Of course, it was Nixon who decided to do whatever was necessary to resupply Israel and helped the IDF turn the tide against Syria and Egypt. Apparently no thanks to Henry.

  2. ck

    11/23/2011 at 6:22 am

    I met Kissinger a couple of years ago. He had the temerity to tell me that the US did not kill Allende. I mean come on! It was 40 years ago. We ALL know you were instrumental in assassinating a democratically elected head of state because he pissed off a banana company. What an ass hat.

  3. larry

    11/23/2011 at 1:25 pm

    I shook Kissinger’s hand in college. It was the largest meatiest fleshiest hand i ever shook. He is a good hand shaker. As for foreign policy, I have no idea.

  4. themiddle

    11/23/2011 at 1:33 pm

    Larry, everybody knows that to be a diplomat you have to have a good handshake.

  5. ck

    11/23/2011 at 2:10 pm

    Well see the Kissinger pic we used on the post? I took it! That’s how close I was to Kissinger Larry. After I took the pic, he asked for a lap dance, gave me $20 and I went on my way…

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