Bits and Pieces of Jewliciousness

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The Israeli government’s hoped for move to the center is dashed by a failure to agree on a universal draft law that would apply to Ultra Orthodox Jews and Israeli Arabs. So Kadima broke up with Likud after what, 70 days? Boohoo. [TOI]

Sheldon Adelson donates a further $13 million to Birthright Israel on top of the $20 million already donated this year allowing 5,000 more participants to be accepted. That’s got to be worth at least a peck on the cheek from Sarah Silverman [Jpost]

Far right Nationl Union MK Michael Ben-Ari, a disciple of Meir Kahane, tore up a New Testament, photographed the act and then sent the picture to Maariv. New Testaments were sent to every MK by a Christian publisher. Ben Ari stated, by way of explanation, that the the New Testament “motivated murder of millions of Jews in the Inquisition and the centers of the auto-da-fé.” Oh. Ok. That makes it fine then. [NRG - Forward]

The new ominous sounding Mahdi virus was probably written by unsophisticated Persian hackers. In total, 387 computers were infected in Iran, 54 in Israel and 24 in other countries. The spear phishing exploit used to spread the virus means that you’d have to be a dumb ass to be infected. [Wired]

Not only was former Libyan Dictator Moammar Gadhafi’s Mom Jewish, but she was also a Jewish Philanthropist! But Gadhafi’s dead now so who cares. [Jewish Journal]

French Holocaust records detailing the police roundup and deportation of 13,000 Jews to Auschwitz on July 16 and 17, 1942 will be publicly displayed for the first time on Thursday. Apparently, the massive amount of French members of the Resistance were tragically called away on those days for a mandatory seminar on hygiene and weren’t available to help. Darn. [ABC]

German Chancellor Andrea Merkel is urging German lawmakers to enact laws reversing a court decision that effectively criminalized ritual circumcision. “I do not want Germany to be the only country in the world in which Jews cannot practice their rites … Otherwise we would make ourselves a laughing stock among nations.” I agree with Merkel. Smegma is both revolting and funny. [Ynet]

Random email of the day: Apparently using coupon codes is a good way to save moneyeven big brands like Nike use coupon codes these days – apparently we like to save money and this is why I got this. Ok. Didn’t feel like dancing today so instead I boned up on the Jews. In light of that, allow me to suggest a musical interlude by the uh… Scissor Sisters:

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1 Comment

  1. themiddle

    7/17/2012 at 6:24 pm

    You know, that part about Gaddafi’s mother is quite twisted. We have to deal with the guy’s lunacy and rabid jew-hatred for decades and then when he’s dead we have to deal with the guilt of him being a Jew to boot.

    Anyway, where on earth does one get leather pants like the ones in that video and is his voice that high because they’re so tight? Suddenly Lady Gaga seems normal.

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