70 Year Old Men Enraged At Miley

Miley smiles at older Jewish men


Miley smiles at older Jewish men

Miley smiles at older Jewish men

Miley Cyrus’ wrecking ball was aimed at 70-year-old Jewish men this week when she said in an interview with HungerTV.com that she doesn’t want creative decisions for her brand made by out of touch older men. She specifically said,

“You know me and Rankin were talking about it. With magazines, with movies, it’s always weird when things are targeted for young people yet they’re driven by people that are like 40 years too old. It can’t be like this 70 year old Jewish man that doesn’t leave his desk all day, telling me what the clubs want to hear. I’m going out, I know what they want to hear. I know when you’re in a club, what makes everyone go crazy and when the time is where everyone’s like “alright I’m going go get a drink”. I know when people walk off the dance floor and I know what’s driving it so I’ve got to be the one doing it because they’re just not in on what 20 year olds are doing..”

(Rankin refers to 47 year old John Rankin Waddell, a UK fashion photographer)

It turns out the her label is RCA,… yes, the Rabbinical Council of America (RCA). They were unavailable for comment, as Friday evening drew near.

I decided to contact Billboard Magazine for some guidance, and I was informed that RCA was actually RCA Records, the descendant of Radio Corporation of America, now part of Sony Music Entertainment. RCA was co-founded by David Sarnoff, a Jewish man from Minsk (or Pinsk). He died at age 80 in 1971, so I doubt Miley Cyrus was referring to him. (Note: Sarnoff was a teenage office boy at CCC. When his boss refused to give him a day off for a Jewish holiday, he quit and joined Marconi, which later became RCA).

Michael Lynton is the CEO of Sony Corporation of America and Chairman and CEO of Sony Entertainment. He is the son of Dutch Jews, but only 53; so Miley Cyrus was not referring to him. Clive Davis is a record producer and CEO at Sony. He is Jewish but 80 years old. So Miley (TIKVAH) Cyrus was not referring to him either. Doug Morris is the current Chairman and CEO of Sony Music Entertainment. He is Jewish and 75 years old. BINGO! WE HAVE A WINNER.

Mr. Morris was unavailable for comment, and I hear from a reliable source that he does not sit around his desk all day.


3 Comments

  1. seee

    10/14/2013 at 4:20 am

    If we’re going to discuss nameless, faceless, executives no one has ever heard of allegedly being Jewish, then we must also have this:

    Actors of fully Jewish background: -Logan Lerman, Joseph Gordon-Levitt, Mila Kunis, Natalie Portman, Bar Refaeli, James Wolk, Julian Morris, Esti Ginzburg, Kat Dennings, Erin Heatherton, Odeya Rush, Anton Yelchin, Paul Rudd, Scott Mechlowicz, Andrew Garfield, Lizzy Caplan, Emmanuelle Chriqui, Gal Gadot, Robert Kazinsky, Melanie Laurent, Marla Sokoloff, Shiri Appleby, Justin Bartha, Adam Brody, Sarah Michelle Gellar, Gabriel Macht.

    Actors with Jewish mothers and non-Jewish fathers -Jake Gyllenhaal, James Franco, Scarlett Johansson, Daniel Radcliffe, Alison Brie, Eva Green, Emmy Rossum, Jennifer Connelly, Eric Dane, Jeremy Jordan.

    Actors with Jewish fathers and non-Jewish mothers, who themselves were either raised as Jews and/or identify as Jews: -Ezra Miller, Alexa Davalos, Nat Wolff, James Maslow, Josh Bowman, Ben Foster, Nikki Reed, Ansel Elgort.

    Actors with one Jewish-born parent and one parent who converted to Judaism -Dianna Agron, Sara Paxton (whose father converted, not her mother), Alicia Silverstone, Jamie-Lynn Sigler.

    • j

      11/14/2013 at 2:34 pm

      seee – although many younger people may not be as familiar with him, please do not forget one of my favorite actors and human beings- Yaphet Kotto!

  2. julian

    11/14/2013 at 2:31 pm

    Personally, as a non-Jew but lover of Israel and her people, I think that the demented publicity tramp just figured that adding an anti-Semitic line to the statement might boost her “Oh, I’m so BAD and so KEWL…” self image. There is much rage pent up within her, perhaps caused by her worthless parents, that it seems to express itself in her mindless actions. Her talentless, washed-up Dad / pimp always defends her, only so he can ride on her coattails, so to speak, since his own career went down the toilet many years ago. All in all, if one wanted a picture of a trashy, wretched example of a dysfunctional ‘family’, one would need look no further than the Cyrus klan.

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