Looking for Some New Furniture?

Hitler's $1 million desk“Hey honey, you know what would look so perfect in the den next to the flat-screen TV? Hitler’s desk!”

A London dealer has announced that Hitler’s desk is going to be auctioned off, and will likely fetch a smashing and jolly good price of $1M. The oak desk set is from Hitler’s luxury apartment (in the sky) in Munich, and dates from the 1920s, when Dolfie was being groomed for office. (Nice going, groomers…)

Apparently, the set was either acquired from a German furniture store called IKEAhausenbergschaft or from a more generic Nazi office supplies store, Staplezeinkrautenvoneichmann. Prior Hitlerian furniture sales provoked bidding frenzies on fascist online auction sites, like Naz-eBay.

Personally, I’m out of room in my apartment. No room for Hitler’s desk. Sadly.

Esther Kustanowitz

For more posts by Esther, see EstherK.com, MyUrbanKvetch.com and JDatersAnonymous.com.


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  2. Nakia

    9/4/2006 at 7:39 pm

    That either belongs in a museum or in the trash. I would love to see it heat a Jewish home :). Or an African American home, for that matter.

  3. Jeremy

    9/5/2006 at 9:26 am

    But i think it’s very beautyful… old furniture rules:))
    ed. note: deleted your link b/c it goes to a non-existant page

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