Just when you think the Craigslist Casual Encounters section is too chametzdik, along come the Passover pervs.

Just the highlights, spellings preserved for an authentic reading experience…

FRUM, erev pesach – m4w

its erev Pesach my wife is too busy cleaning, and I was left out side with the chametz :), if wondering if anyone will let me in
this is in or around boro park

Let’s Play Hide the Afikomen

You’rd a Hebraic Honeypie (whoops that’s chometz) between thirty and fifty who takes care of herself body, mind and soul. You love avant garde art, edgy culture, the wierd the wild, the wonderful.
And you’re looking to hook up now and forever with this savvy, slim, satiric Semite, who though in his mid-forties is young in body and open of mind. Together, we’ll find the middle matzoh of amour.

Via Gawker, embarrassingly enough. (PS, “Pesach” edition? How Jewish are they over at Gawker?)

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Esther Kustanowitz

For more posts by Esther, see EstherK.com, MyUrbanKvetch.com and JDatersAnonymous.com.

6 Comments

  • Funny how some sex related posts get a zillion comments and some get like zilch – current exercise in navel gazing excluded …

  • I know…I thought this one would at least bust out a dozen or so comments. But nope. Nuthin’. Not even a question about whether weed can be ingested on Passover. Oh well. I guess when it comes to what people are drawn to, sometimes even my radar can be off.

  • The second guy actually sounds like my type, but my experience is that people never live up to their personal ad descriptions.

  • Yehudit, my understanding is that on Craigslist, “open of mind” means “I have a chest of S & M equipment I try to use on Shabbat.”

    Fran, thanks for that tidbit. I’ll have to work the cJew onnection to get some Gawker love for my blogs…

  • “Yehudit, my understanding is that on Craigslist, “open of mind” means “I have a chest of S & M equipment I try to use on Shabbat.”

    I don’t believe in doing S&M on Shabbat. Rosh Chodesh, maybe ….