Jewlicious » Hitler http://www.jewlicious.com 100% Kosher Fri, 20 Nov 2009 23:30:43 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.8.6 en hourly 1 “Bring Me the Head of Adolf Hitler” http://www.jewlicious.com/2008/07/bring-me-the-head-of-adolf-hitler/ http://www.jewlicious.com/2008/07/bring-me-the-head-of-adolf-hitler/#comments Tue, 08 Jul 2008 06:51:40 +0000 Esther http://www.jewlicious.com/?p=4699

why so glum hitler?

Dateline Berlin, where the late fascist evil person was a featured wax personage at Madame Tussauds along the likes of Hollywood celebrities, sports figures and contemporary/historical politicians. At least until someone decapitated him on opening day:

Just minutes after the museum opened, the 41-year-old German man
pushed aside two security men guarding the figure before ripping off
the head in protest at the exhibit, a police spokesman said. The police
were alerted and arrested the man.

The waxwork figure of a glum-looking Adolf Hitler in a mock bunker
during the last days of his life was criticized as being in bad taste.
A media preview of the new branch of Madame Tussauds Thursday was
overshadowed by a row over the exhibit.

   

Why so glum, Hitler?

Frankly, it couldn’t have happened to a better genocidal maniac.

At least it wasn’t a story about some weird proof of love, a la Nicolas Cage’s wooing of Patricia Arquette. Because really, no matter how quirky you are, love should never mean having to say, "Bring me the head of Adolf Hitler."

[cross-posted from MyUrbanKvetch]

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Hitler Loves the Philadelphia Flyers



 
The Montreal Canadians are in a best of seven playoff series against the Philadelphia Flyers. Tuesday night they lost 3-2 in Philadelphia, giving the Flyers a 2-1 lead in the series. The Flyers won thanks to their Philthy ways – a brutal hockey style and some of the dumbest, loudest, nastiest fans in all hockeydom. The fans booed the Canadian national anthem and screamed “USA! USA!” during a 1st period brawl – despite the fact that more than half their team… is Canadian.

I live in Jerusalem. This is where God lives and I know he’s rooting for the Habs. The video above shows why – because Hitler loves the Flyers. Probably Osama Bin Laden, Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, Nassrallah and Haniyeh too.

OK, ok. I know this is stupid. But I miss Montreal during the playoffs. It’s my way of participating. There’s just no hockey in Jerusalem! Sue me.

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He’s back! But it’s ok because he’s a rapper not a genocidal maniac.

Ok. That was completely retarded. Shabat Shalom.

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