It’s like been an avalanche of silliness for Jews, Jew haters, Jewish Jew haters, and just plain morons of late. I’m not goig to label anyone, because that would be politically incorrect, but what am I supposed to do with all this nonsense?? For instance, the State Department released some archival documents from the Nixon administration which contained some bon mots by one Jew named Henry Kissinger:

A White House official, Leonard Garment, saying he was flooded with letters and phone calls with Jewish appeals, asked Kissinger for help and guidance. The late Alexander Haig, Nixon’s national security adviser, sent him Mrs. Meir’s letter and said “We will have to consider the best means by which to proceed.” … According to transcripts released by the State Department, Kissinger, who was Haig’s deputy, said to Garment: “Is there a more self-serving group of people than the Jewish community?” Kissinger is Jewish… Garment, also Jewish, replied: “None in the world.” … At this point, Kissinger was quoted as saying “What the hell do they think they are accomplishing?” … Kissinger went on: “You can’t even tell bastards anything in confidence because they’ll leak it.” … But Kissinger said he would take up the issue with Soviet Ambassador Anatoly Dobrynin and also meet again with Jewish leaders. “They ought to remember what this administration has done,” he said.

First of all, “Leonard Garment?” Back in the Shtetl was his name Lieb Shmatta? As for Kissinger, was he simply internalizing his boss, President Nixon’s casual anti-Semitism? How else to explain the attitude of this Jew who achieved the power that he did thanks to inroads made by other “self-serving” Jews? Heh. Still no comment from Kissinger’s office.

But whatever, Kissinger is an old man now. We have to start thinking about things like what street in New York will we name after him? How about we rename Avenue J deep in the heart of Brooklyn “Henry Kissinger Way?” A sign on Avenue J was recently vandalized to read Avenue Jew. The proximity of Jews and stupid anti-Semites seems like an ideal place to remember Henry.

And after the ceremony, maybe we can go to Efraim’s Barber Shop on 2385 Nostrand Avenue just off of Avenue J(ew) and ask for a Hitler Haircut. Yes. I said Hitler Haircut. The New York Times Style section noted:

CLEAN-CUT young men have been going to F.S.C. Barber in the West Village and asking for the same haircut: buzzed on the sides, longer on top and slicked back with a dab of pomade. You could call it a modified McSqueeb, a J. Edgar Hoover or maybe a Jimmy Darmody, after the character in “Boardwalk Empire.” … But a lot of them just ask for a Hitler Youth, said Sam Buffa, a founding partner of the barbershop. “I was trying to not use that” term, he added.

See? People can be sensitive, and even well-meaning, but they can still raise the ire of the ADL. Like the otherwise fine and clever people at Wódka Vodka. These purveyors of quality discount vodka have used clever ads in past advertising campaigns ie “Hamptons Quality. Newark Pricing” and the more provocative “Escort Quality. Hooker Pricing.” For the upcoming holiday season I guess they decided to stick with provocative when they put up these billboards in a few locations in New York:

Yeah. “Christmas Quality. Hanukkah Pricing.” The Jews weren’t amused and now the billboards are down. Kissinger would probably say that this was yet another example of the Jews acting in a grossly self-serving manner, getting in the way of the Vodka dudes spreading vodka fueled holiday cheer at discount prices. Oy. But what do you want? People can’t leave us alone. Like, check out these dudes. They put out a clever video on YouTube showcasing their musical chops and mastery of Internet memes. 43 memes in 3:53 seconds – stuff like badgers, chocolate rain, Charlie bit my finger, rickroll etc. It’s funny and it’s catchy and here it is:

So yeah, guaranteed viral! Over 6.5 million views, nearly 200,000 likes and over 60,000 comments. Thing is that the members of the GAG Quartet are Israeli. As a result, a nice chunk of the comments referenced horrifically anti-Semitic and anti-Israel comments. Why? I don’t know. It’s ridiculous. What does this video have to do with race or politics? I guess when it comes to Jew hating, people don’t really need a good reason to go off the handle. Maybe that explains why Jews are, you know, so self-interested sometimes?

Ah what do I know…

The Internet is retarded. Not intellectually challenged or learning disabled or whatever. It is flat out RETARDED and I mean that in the most politically incorrect way possible. How else do you explain catsthatlooklikehitler.com? Yes. It’s a site dedicated to photos of cats. Cats that look like Hitler. And now we have Hipster Hitler, an anachronistic cartoon that re-imagines Hitler as a pouty hipster, complete with ironic t-shirts (Mix Master Race, Death Camp for Cutie, You Make me Feel like Danzig etc.), an ironic bicycle and a constantly annoyed attitude.

It’s kind of creepy perhaps but frankly, anything that ridicules Hitler I figure is pretty good for the Jews. And for mankind. And so I allow myself to laugh at the retardation.

Heh.

I mean how are you supposed to react to this image?? Is it offensive to Jews? Gays? Cross dressers? It’s just SO over the top. In case you were wondering, this image was part of a Sicilian advertising campaign, featuring 18 foot high billboards promoting an Italian clothing brand. Consumers were urged to “Change Style – Don’t Follow Your Leader.” People in Palermo were understandably outraged but, well, what are you going to do? Personally, I’m kind of amused as well as impressed by the amazing Photo editing skills used to make this, and I know there’s nothing more that pisses off Fascists and Nazis than to impugn the manliness of their Fuhrer. And I like pissing off Nazis, Fascists and stupid mean people.

A council official, Fabrizio Ferrandelli, said: “Having Hitler’s face on a poster… cannot be passed off as an innocent advertising message. Seeing these posters in front of schools is an embarrassment.” But the advertising agency which came up with the idea said critics of the campaign were over-reacting… The Hitler poster was a tongue-in-cheek way of encouraging young people not to follow the crowd in their fashion choices… “We have ridiculed Hitler in a way that invites young people to create their own style and not to be influenced by their peers,” said the agency’s Daniele Manno.

Stay tuned for the next leg of this campaign which will feature another murderous leader, Mao Tse Tung! But in the meantime, enjoy these:

Sigh. Hitlerlicious, eh?

Got to see my son killing Hitler — Bear Jew’s Dad at Inglourious Basterds screening

Audience loves Waltz, Tarantino!

Tarantino references tons of classic WWII films. He must have seen then all.

The level of suspense on a 30 minute sequence in German. Not been done before Inglourious Basterds. — Tarantino

Movie is only fantasy when story veers from history. In WWII language was a matter of life or death. — Tarantino

Had my characters existed, it could have happened. — Tarantino

Until they kill Hitler at end, it’s not fantasy. All the WWII films have imagination. — Tarantino

Thought they might not find an actor for lead actor of Lada, the lead Nazi. Without Waltz no Inglourious Basterds. –Bender

Audience loves Tarantino.

Tarantino did a ton of research — powered by his imagination. Would make up stuff, and look it up and find he was right.

Inglourious Basterds has many many parallels to things that happened in real life. — Tarantino

“Once upon a time in occupied France.” It’s a fairy tale. Says Tarantino re Inglourious Basterds

Tarantino attending! Seems the whole cast but Brad Pitt is here.

There is a propaganda movie inside Inglourious Basterds.

Inglourious Basterds will get more people interested in the holocaust. — Bender

What does it say that this is the Holocaust film of our era? And the Blurring of history and fantasy? — Michael Birenbaum

The survivors start taking — Inglourious Basterds would have never happened. Jews didn’t take revenge.

Christof’s son wants to be a Rabbi.

@rabinkos a ton of violence but surreal.

Tarantino and Bender visited Israel, Yad VaShem. Theater went nuts when at end of film we see The Face of Jewish Revenge.

Could a German or Jew have made it? It needed Tarantino — Waltz

Discussing Nazi. How was Inglourious Basterds received in Germany and Israel? http://yfrog.com/373gqij

I am having flashbacks to working on the set of The Pianist

How did Inglourious Basterds hit Jews on the gut level?

Is Inglourious Basterds “good for the Jews?” — I guess that is why we are here.

At Q&A w/ Christoph Walz and Lawrence Bender after Inglourious Basterds screening w/ Jewish Journal’s Rob Eshman

Special screening of Inglourious Basterds (@ The Landmark – West LA in LA) http://bit.ly/6EfOrw

Dateline Berlin, where the late fascist evil person was a featured wax personage at Madame Tussauds along the likes of Hollywood celebrities, sports figures and contemporary/historical politicians. At least until someone decapitated him on opening day:

Just minutes after the museum opened, the 41-year-old German man
pushed aside two security men guarding the figure before ripping off
the head in protest at the exhibit, a police spokesman said. The police
were alerted and arrested the man.

The waxwork figure of a glum-looking Adolf Hitler in a mock bunker
during the last days of his life was criticized as being in bad taste.
A media preview of the new branch of Madame Tussauds Thursday was
overshadowed by a row over the exhibit.

Why so glum, Hitler?

Frankly, it couldn’t have happened to a better genocidal maniac.

At least it wasn’t a story about some weird proof of love, a la Nicolas Cage’s wooing of Patricia Arquette. Because really, no matter how quirky you are, love should never mean having to say, "Bring me the head of Adolf Hitler."

[cross-posted from MyUrbanKvetch]

OK, ok. I know this is stupid. But I miss Montreal during the playoffs. It’s my way of participating. There’s just no hockey in Jerusalem! Sue me.

Ok. That was completely retarded. Shabat Shalom.