God Loves The Montreal Canadians
Hitler Loves the Philadelphia Flyers
The Montreal Canadians are in a best of seven playoff series against the Philadelphia Flyers. Tuesday night they lost 3-2 in Philadelphia, giving the Flyers a 2-1 lead in the series. The Flyers won thanks to their Philthy ways – a brutal hockey style and some of the dumbest, loudest, nastiest fans in all hockeydom. The fans booed the Canadian national anthem and screamed “USA! USA!” during a 1st period brawl – despite the fact that more than half their team… is Canadian.
I live in Jerusalem. This is where God lives and I know he’s rooting for the Habs. The video above shows why – because Hitler loves the Flyers. Probably Osama Bin Laden, Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, Nassrallah and Haniyeh too.
OK, ok. I know this is stupid. But I miss Montreal during the playoffs. It’s my way of participating. There’s just no hockey in Jerusalem! Sue me.

